Carrie Underwood – Stretchy Pants (Guitar)

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by Carrie Underwood [Intro] G C F C x2 [Verse]
            G           C               F        C
Time to celebrate the season, haven't eaten all day

     G           C                     F        C
My tummy is growling 'cause I've been saving up space

            G              C                  F        C
I've got my place at the table, can't fit no more on my plate

            G           C               F        C
I've got my fork in my hand ready to stuff my face

    G           C         F                   C
So bring on the turkey, potatoes, casserole dishes

                 G        C             F        C
'Cause I ain't messing around with them buttoned up britches

               G          C                 F        C
You got them skinny jeans on, girl, I feel sorry for you

               G     C                          F             C
'Cause I just tried everything, and I'm going back for round two
[Chorus]
            G           C     F        C
I got my stretchy pants on (stretchy pants)

            G           C     F        C
I got my stretchy pants on (stretchy, stretchy)

G                       C      F           C
Spandex and Lycra, you better work it for me

            G           C         F       C
'Cause I'm about to expand this band of elasticity

            G           C     F        C
I got my stretchy pants on (stretchy pants)

            G           C     F        C
I got my stretchy pants on (stretchy, stretchy)
[Verse]
 G              C         F           C
Ask me where I got 'em, Amazon at my door

          G         C                   F           C
And if I wear this pair out, I'm gonna buy me some more

       G           C            F          C
I got leftovers waiting in the fridge for repeating

            G           C               F        C
Give me a nap and an hour, you know they gonna get eaten

     G           C                  F        C
So bring on the turkey, potatoes, casserole dishes

          G              C               F            C
'Cause I ain't messing around with them buttoned up britches

               G           C                  F        C
Can't get my skinny jeans on, but don't feel sorry for me

               G         C                     F               C
'Cause I just tried everything, and I'm going back for round three
[Chorus]
            G           C     F        C
I got my stretchy pants on (stretchy pants)

            G           C     F        C
I got my stretchy pants on (stretchy, stretchy)

G                       C      F           C
Spandex and Lycra, you better work it for me

            G           C         F       C
'Cause I'm about to expand this band of elasticity

            G           C     F        C
I got my stretchy pants on (stretchy pants)

            G           C     F        C
I got my stretchy pants on (stretchy, stretchy)
[Bridge]
G
Fruitcake, I'll try it

C
Ambrosia, I'll try it

F                                             C
Aunt Bertha's 'nana pudding with a cherry on top

G
Cookies, I'll have some

C
Oh Gingerbread, leave no crumbs

F                                                   C
Guzzle down some egg nog, even though I'm 'bout to pop
[Chorus]
            G           C     F        C
I got my stretchy pants on (stretchy pants)

            G           C     F        C
I got my stretchy pants on (stretchy, stretchy)
[Outro]
            G           C               F        C
So bring on the turkey, potatoes, casserole dishes

                G         C               F          C
'Cause I ain't messing around with them buttoned up britches

               G             C                   F        C
And when you think that I'm done, and I'm laid out on the floor

          G           C                     F           C
No no no don't let me fool ya, I got some room for some more

            G           C          F  C
With my stretchy pants on (stretchy pants)

            G           C          F  C
I got my stretchy pants on (stretchy, stretchy)

            G           C          F  C
Oh oh oh... my stretchy pants on (stretchy pants)

            G           C          F  C
Mmm I got my stretchy pants on ya'll (stretchy, stretchy)
N.C. Santa ain't got nothing on me Note: Experiment with playing this as G A# C A# for a different feel.