Cardiacs – The Duck And Roger The Horse (Guitar)

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[Intro] N.C. Duck tells me that I must look a treat
B         E          B
I look my best, so I tell him

E
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C#
Scrub my head and feet, make me nice and neat

F#               B             F#   D#/E
I'm a dif-ferent man   so_they say, ha ha ha ha

E               N.C.  E
. . . . . . . . x x x . . . .
[Verse 1]
A              D           G           E
Ro-ger sees me and be-gins to cry with-out warning

 E
'Why are you more than me?'

F    G        F       D#
I am right so make me wrong

     G       F          A        G
your hor-sey skin won't make The Somme

     F        D#         G    C
Your voice is left... di-sarm me!
N.C. . . . . . . . . N.C. Duck (Duck) say the horse is daft... (alright)
B   E   B   N.C.
. . . . . . x x

E
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E
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E               N.C.  E
. . . . . . . . x x x . . . .
[Verse 2]
A              D            G           E
Sing with your heart and be sa-tis-fied with mour-ning

 E
'Duck says you've dis-owned me'

F      G       F       D#
We are full of hor-sey love

    G        F       A         G
But we won't pull if you don't shove

       F         D#      G  C
You're face-less in this ar-my
[Instrumental 1]
A       C#
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F#  C#  F   C   Em  A   E   G#m C#
.   .   .   .   .   .   .   .   .
[Horsey Part]
E
Horsey going 'round with his little wheel, on the floor

E
Sulking in the cupboard is a

E
Horsey going 'round with his little wheel, on the floor

E
Sulking in the cupboard is a
[Duck Part]
F           C   D#          A#
Duck!   .   .   .   .   .   .

F         C N.C.          G#          D#
.   .   . . x   x   x   x .   .   .   .

F   G   A       B
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C#    C#/B  C#/A  C#/B  C#    C#/B  C#/A  C#/B
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C#    C#/B  C#/A  C#/B  C#    C#/B  C#/A  C#/B
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[Flower Part]
C#  B   A   B
Mis-ter Flo-wer

     C#      B        A  B
He's bent on fu-cking po-wer

   C#         B       A         B
He grazed his face to claim his place

     C#         B        A  B C#
Then claimed he did some mo-o-ore
[percussions speeding up] N.C. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . [Instrumental 2]
D#
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C
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E(#11) C . . . . . . . .
B     A     G           F/G
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D#            C#    C
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G#      C#        F   G A
. . . . . . . . x . x . . . . . . . . .

C#
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F     F#    C#    F     C
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Em    A     E     G#m   C#
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[Instrumental 2]
D#
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C
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E(#11) C . . . . . . . .
B     A     G           F/G
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D#            C#    C
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G#      C#        F   G A
. . . . . . . . x . x . . . . . . . . .

C#
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F     F#    C#    F     C
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Em    A     E     G#m   C#
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[Right Part]
F    G        F       D#
I am right so make me wrong

     G       F          A        G
your hor-sey skin won't make The Somme

     F        D#         G    C
Your voice is left... di-sarm me!
[Horsey Part]
E
Horsey going 'round with his little wheel, on the floor

E
Sulking in the cupboard is a

E
Horsey going 'round with his little wheel, on the floor

E
Sulking in the cupboard is a
[Whatever that is] N.C. Make me nice and neat make me look a treat
F#  B   F#  D#/E
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E               N.C.  E
. . . . . . . . x x x . . . .
[Verse 3]
A           D         G               E
Be kind and put me to sleep please it won't be long

    E                          C  G            D      A  Gm  C
But don't be sad when there is no-thing like_a lul-la-by-y
[Instrumental 1]
A       C#
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F#  C#  F   C   Em  A   E   G#m C#
.   .   .   .   .   .   .   .   .