Cardiacs – Fairy Mary Mag (Guitar)

A         G
Don't do anything just stand there

C                     A              E
Holding the line with man and boy shaking all hands

   G      Am    E               G  Bm  E  G  Bm  E 
If I were a bad dog you'd all be dead

A              G      
Six big strong boys of the lads

C                     A         E
Chewed off a piece of Mary Magdalene's arms

G          Am           E                G  Bm  E  G  Bm  E  
While guardians wailed "Oh for shame! For shame!"

G       D F     Gm     D    B    F#  A E  Bm F#
I will tear the secret from your ar.....ms

A             G
And come boys out from that hat!

C                 A
I cannot see your feet!

           E
Come on my lucky lads!

G         Am      E         G  Bm  E  G  Bm  E
You don't want to live forever!

A                G                    C     
As I live and breathe as if in danger or as if in doubt

A               E
(Ran in circles screaming "SHOUT!")

G         Am    E                G  Bm  E  G  Bm  E 
If I were a bad dog you'd all be dead

G      D F    Gm           D    B F#  A E  Bm F#
(Crucified) I thought you  were de.....ad