Car Seat Headrest – Portrait Of The Artist As A Young Fag (Guitar)

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[Intro] G# C# D# C# (x5) [Verse]

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My fingerprints are getting burned off

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From using the too hot touchpad

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Of my MacBook Pro

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As I casually scroll through

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The fetish-based forum

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Of which I am an active member

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I promise I will never use the term anthro-fiction

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When describing your body of work

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I promise I will never stop over using superlative

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Words like rad or awesome or neato

[Chorus]

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Because you always work on Thursday night

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And I need something else to analyze

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I'm making a fortune, painting you a portrait of the artist

[Instrumental] C# D# C# G# C# D# C# [Verse]

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While I'm waiting for these updates to upload

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Let me talk for just a minute about your

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Use of the symbolic father figure

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I haven't been outside since last week

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When I went to the beach

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Where I spent the whole time

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Looking at the ocean

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Wishing it was warmer

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Where I spent the whole time

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Looking for a stronger wireless signal

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Because cellular net only had two bars

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And was very unreliable

[Chorus]

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Because you always work on Thursday night

                     F#             C#
And I need something else to analyze

             A#m                      C#             G#
I'm making a fortune, painting you a portrait of the artist

[Instrumental] C# D# C# G# C# D# C# G# [Bridge] N.C. When I was a kid going into elementary school N.C. Right before I went into elementary school N.C. I was afraid of everything N.C. I couldn't listen to the radio, I was afraid of the radio N.C. Now that I'm going into college it's like the exact same thing N.C. I am literally becoming afraid of everything [Chorus]

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Because you always work on Thursday night

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And I need something else to analyze

             A#m                      C#             G#
I'm making a fortune, painting you a portrait of the artist

                   C#               D#
Because you always work on Thursday night

                     F#             C#
And I need something else to analyze

             A#m                      C#             
I'm making a fortune, painting you a portrait of the artist

[Outro] G# C# D# C# (x8)