Brantley Gilbert – The Worst Country Song Of All Time (Guitar)

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SONG: THE WORST COUNTRY SONG OF ALL TIME ARTIST: BRANTLEY GILBERT ft. TOBY KEITH & HARDY TAB BY: DON CZARSKI EMAIL: [email protected] BRANTLEY GILBERT ft. TOBY KEITH & HARDY INTRO: (Acapella) This is the worst country song of all time And it goes VERSE:
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I hate beer and honky-tonk women

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And I don't eat deer and I can't stand fishing

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And I don't know the words to Family Tradition

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Folsom Prison, or Walk The Line

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And I think sweet tea is overrated

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And all dirt roads were made for paving

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Yeah, this is the worst country song of all time

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And the chorus goes
CHORUS:
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I love cities and traffic jams

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I don't want a house on a piece of land

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I deserve a bunch of money and a minivan

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But I don't wanna earn a dime

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Old Yeller didn't make me sad

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I think we should change the American flag, yeah

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This is the worst country song of all time
VERSE:
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Second verse goes

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I think trucks are a waste of gas

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If you disagree, we'll cancel that, 'cause

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My momma never whipped my ass, huh

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I guess she never tried

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Man, stink a fork in the constitution

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I support Kim Jong-un and Putin

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Yeah, this is the worst country song of all time

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And the chorus goes
CHORUS:
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I love cities and traffic jams

C
I don't want a house on a piece of land

     G
I deserve a bunch of money and a minivan

    D
But I don't wanna earn a dime

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Old Yeller didn't make me sad

   C
I think we should change the American flag, yeah

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This is the worst country song of all time

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(Get on that tin whistle boy)
INSTRUMENTAL: G C G D G C G D G BRIDGE:
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And the bridge goes

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I'm too good for solo cups

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Your momma's homemade fried chicken sucks

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Boots ain't made to get scuffed up

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How you like that saxophone?

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Yeah, my neck ain't red and John Deeres are blue

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And you're as country as caviar if you think that's true

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And this song's a joke but if it ain't for you

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I know your favorite song
N.C. And it goes like CHORUS:
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I love cities and traffic jams

C
I don't want a house on a piece of land

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I deserve a bunch of money and a minivan

    D
But I don't wanna earn a dime

 G
Old Yeller didn't make me sad

   C
I think we should change the American flag, yeah

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This is the worst country song of all time