Brad Paisley – Cornography (Guitar)

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The three cowboys needed a place to bed down for the night

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So I suggested the establishment of Miss Kitty May

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(Or she may not)

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A former love and a woman of questionable repute

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So they walked into the saloon and asked for Miss Kitty

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And just then, they heard a voice sayin:

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"Hi, boys. You lookin' for these."

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And the littlest cowboy turned around to see

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two huge 38s pointed right at his face

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(Jimmy, you can't say that!)

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(What? She had huge guns.)

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Smith and Wesson revolvers

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Oh boy, were they loaded

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She's aiming them right at us

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(Softer, George, it's more effective.)

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She's aiming them right at us

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They dropped the money they owed her, an' she bent over to pick it up

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And, oh, that moon was beautiful

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Out the window. I couldn't see it till then George:

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There were mountains in the way

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N.C.

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"You guys are gonna get in trouble for this."

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That woman sure chaps my…

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I think he's got a little thing for her, George

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I think he's got a little thing for her, George

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It's not THAT little

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(That was worth a three or four, Bill.)

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(Jimmy!!!)

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What? It's very difficult

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I hope they're not recordin' this

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Yeah

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Ah

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An' I said: "Little cowgirl, how would you like a little cowpoke?"

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"Here we go."

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Ooh yeah. Need a little buckaroo?

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Oh my God

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So the Kung Poo Buck.....

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So the Kung Pao Buckaroos rode off into the sunset

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