Bowling for Soup – My Girlfriend Is An Alcoholic (Guitar)

D#m            B
  My girlfriend is so beautiful

F#               C#                          D#m
  She makes me breakfast and folds my shirts

              B                F#                          C#                          D#m
There's no end to her kindness, and she’s the only one to make me laugh until it hurts

              B
Her eyes shine

                 F#
Her teeth sparkle

            C#                 B
She watches all my favorite shows

                                        C#
But there's only one thing you should know...

F#    C#
(Hey!)

    D#m       B          F#
My girlfriend is an alcoholic

       C#
(O-oh!)

    D#m        B
But nobody's perfect

F#    C#
(Hey!)

    D#m      B            F#
My girlfriend gets all demonic

       C#
(O-oh!)

D#m                B
But I think she’s worth it when she:

   F#
(Drinks!)

 C#
Fights at the bar

   D#m
(Drinks!)

 B
Pukes in my car

    F#           C#        D#m          B
I know that it's over the minute she's sober

F#    C#
(Hey!)

    D#m      D           F#
My girlfriend is an alcoholic

D#m            B
  My girlfriend loves yoga

F#                   C#
  She's a ringer at keg stands and body shots

D#m            B
  Does Pilates, then Kamikazis

F#                   C#                  B
  So sweet, but you never wanna piss her off

                                          C#
Cause there's only one thing you should know...

F#    C#
(Hey!)

    D#m       B          F#
My girlfriend is an alcoholic

       C#
(O-oh!)

    D#m        B
But nobody's perfect

F#    C#
(Hey!)

    D#m      B            F#
My girlfriend gets all demonic

       C#
(O-oh!)

D#m                B
But I think she’s worth it when she:

   F#
(Drinks!)

 C#
Fights at the bar

   D#m
(Drinks!)

 B
Pukes in my car

    F#           C#        D#m          B
I know that it's over the minute she's sober

F#    C#
(Hey!)

    D#m      D           B     F#
My girlfriend is an alcoholic

    D#m           A#                D#m                         B
And every night I end up driving so she don’t go out D.U.I.'n again

     D#m              G#
Get locked in the pen... again

F#    C#
(Hey!)

    D#m       B          F#
My girlfriend is an alcoholic

       C#
(O-oh!)

    D#m        B
But nobody's perfect

F#    C#
(Hey!)

    D#m      B            F#
My girlfriend gets all demonic

       C#
(O-oh!)

D#m                B
But I think she’s worth it when she:

   F#
(Drinks!)

 C#
Fights at the bar

   D#m
(Drinks!)

 B
Pukes in my car

    F#           C#        D#m          B
I know that it's over the minute she's sober

F#    C#
(Hey!)

    D#m      D           N.C.
My girlfriend is an alcoholic