Bowling for Soup – I Cant Stand La (Guitar)

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----------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- Tabbed by: Fabio BlenderBR - Please rate and send me your feedback - Verse:

        D                  B
Well I love New York like everyone

      E                  A
And I go to Las Vegas to Chill

       D                         B
I like Denver Colorado cause it's so laid back

     E                A
And Chicago keeps it real

        D                        B
I only leave Dallas when I have to, but

       E                A
When I do I like Tulsa, OK

Chorus:

       D           C#          B          A
And I ain't got nothing against California

   G       A       D
But I can't stand LA

Verse 2:

     D                       B
Well Orlando Florida is humid but it's swell

           E                       A
Austin and Nashville both freakin' rock (yes they do!)

     D                            B
And New Orleans is evil but it's part of the appeal

          E                              A
You can gamble drink and swear until you drop

      D                    B
The state of Ohio's been great to our band

            E               A
Along with Phili and Green Bay

Chorus:

     D        C#         B        A 
I got nothing but love for Hollywood

   G       A       D
But I can't stand LA

Verse 3:

         D                          B
I like Salt Lake City, Portland, Frisco, Santa Fe

    E                       A
Indianappolis and Hartford, too

    D                           B
Boise, Memphis, Souix Falls, and of course KC

    E                        A
Along with Pittsburg and Kalamazoo

    D                B                           E              A
Atlanta is our home away from home and here's a shout out to Sauget

Please take a moment and explain what sauget is, oh yeah, it's Saint Louis. Chorus:

     D        C#             B             A
And I wish my friends would leave that place

    G         A       D
'Cause I can't stand LA

Bridge:

F#m
Traffic Sucks

B
No protected lefts

F#m
Snooty fucks

B
Pollution fills the air

F#m
Gang Fights

B
$7 beers

          E                 D           C#
And the threat of breaking off into the sea

(And now to give LA the benefit of the doubt)

E                            C#
Jimmy Kimmel In and Out and great sushi

     F#m           B
And diversity everywhere

E                           C#
Really hot chicks wearing next to nothing

     F#m           B
And the Santa Monica Pier

           E                      C#
Thank you for hair metal and the 84 olympics 

     F#m               B
and for the BFS radio play

Chorus:

       E         D#        C#      B
But please don't take this personally

        E        D#             C#          B
No I'm happy to visit, but I'm happier to leave

        E        D#          C#           B
And I guess what it is I'm trying to say is

E        F#m   E
I can't stand LA!