Bowling for Soup – High School Never Ends (Ukulele)

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 4 years you think for sure 

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 that's all you got to endure

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 all the total dicks,all the stuck-up chicks

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 so superficial so immature.

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 then when you graduate,you take a look around and you say HEY WAIT!

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 this is the same as where I just came from, I thought it was over:

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 the whole damned world is just as obsessed

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 with who's the best dressed and who's havin' sex

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 who's got the money, who gets the honeys,

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 who's kinda cute, and who's just a mess.

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 and you still don't have the right look,and you don't have the right friends,

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 nothing changes but the faces the names and the trends:

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 high school never ends

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 check out the popular kids, you'll never guess what Jessica did.

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 and how did Mary Kate lose all that wait?

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 and Katy had a baby so I guess Tom's strait.

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 and the only thing that matters, is getting up that social ladder.

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 still care about your hair and the car you drive.

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 doesn't matter if your 16 or 35.

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 Reese Witherspoon, she's the prom queen,

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 Bill Gates, captain of the chess team.

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 Jack Black, the clown,

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 Brad Pit the quarterback.

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 seen it all before:

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 I want my money back!

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 the whole damned world is just as obsessed

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 with who's the best dressed and who's havin' sex

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 who's in the club, who's on the drugs,

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 who's throwing up before they digest. 

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 and you still don't have the right look,and you don't have the right friends,

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 and you still listen to the same shit you did back then high school never ends!

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 the whole damned world is  just as obsessed

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 with who's the best dressed and who's havin' sex

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 who's got the money, who gets the honeys,

 D           A     E               A
 who's kinda cute, and who's just a mess.

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 and I still don't have the right look and I still have the same 3 friends,

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 and I'm pretty much the same as I was back then high school never ends!