Bowling for Soup – Down For The Count (Ukulele)

B                          F#
Someone call a medic cuz I think she's gonna strike again

    E                                   F#
She slammed down the phone and gave the finger to the nightstand

    B                        F#       
And holds the picture in the heart shaped frame we bought at target

    E                                 F#(pause)
Yes I think we've got a problem but I can't put my finger on it

   E              B           C#m        B
It seems like you told me I'm in over my head

    E      B          D
But all I remember is making out constantly

    E          B             C#m             B
If I don't get out then I'll probably end up dead

     E              B            D
She's the undisputed champ of my world

C#           G#      B      F#
Down for the count, over and out

C#            G#           B
Toss in the towel cuz she really got the best of me

C#             G#         B            F#
I can't hang around, she kicks while I'm down

C#          G#
What was that sound?

       B
I just wish the effin bell would ring

   B                             F#
The message on my cell says she's waiting on the call from me

    E                            F#
to tell her that I'm sorry I can come back if I crawl

     B                    F#
But I got bad knees and I can't say that I'm sorry

       E
Cept I'm sorry that I met you

        F# (pause)
Now my guard's up and I'm fighting dirty

   E              B           C#m        B
It seems like you told me I'm in over my head

    E      B          D
But all I remember is making out constantly

    E          B             C#m             B
If I don't get out then I'll probably end up dead

     E              B            D
She's the undisputed champ of my world

C#           G#      B      F#
Down for the count, over and out

C#            G#           B
Toss in the towel cuz she really got the best of me

C#             G#         B            F#
I can't hang around, she kicks while I'm down

C#          G#
What was that sound?

       B
I just wish the effin bell would ring