Bowling for Soup – Bfff (Ukulele)

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----------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- Tabbed by:georgeharsent Email:[email protected] If you've got any comments or suggestions or spam just drop me an email at [email protected] with TABS as the subject :) enjoy! INTO: F F F F E F F F F G x4 Verse: (palm mute)
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You are my best friend in the world.

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And I hope that you know,

F
when we hangout together,

               F
it's freakin' awesome.

F
Playing poker Friday night,

F
Pyromancing off golf cart races

F
You think that my sister's hot

F
I accidentally shot your finger

F
off your writing hand oh well,

F
you get disability.

F                                
I broke my leg you laughed so hard

F                                       F
and told my ambulance to stop at the bar.
INTRO: F F F F E F F F F G x2 CHORUS:
F                     G                          F
You'll tell the world I'm gay when you hear me say

                                    F
that I really and truly feel this way

                           G                 F
not that there's anything wrong with being gay

F                      G                     F
And sometimes we punch each other in the face

                                               F
like when I hit on your mom and got to second base

                          G                     F
I'm trying to say I love you in a heterosexual way.
INTRO: F F F F E F F F F G x2 VERSE:
F
You fart and burp in the same key,

F
and I think your iPod sucks.

F                                          F         
You make fun of my hair because yours is.. disappearing.

F
I've seen your penis you've seen mine

F
I popped your pimples you rubbed aloe vera

F                               
on my sun burnt back

F
you went in fits when I shit my pants

F
you felt my girls' brand new boobs

F
you asked to suck them she refused

F
so while you slept I shaved your head

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you woke up and told me that I...
CHORUS:
F                     G                          F
You'll tell the world I'm gay when you hear me say

                                    F
that I really and truly feel this way

                           G                 F
not that there's anything wrong with being gay

F                      G                     F
And sometimes we punch each other in the face

                                                F                       
like when I hit on your mom and got to second base

F
I know you know I love you (I fringin love you dude)

F                         G                     F
I'm trying to say I love you in a heterosexual way.
INTRO: over the nah nah nah's F F F F E F F F F G x4 CHORUS
F                     G                          F
You'll tell the world I'm gay when you hear me say

                                    F
that I really and truly feel this way

                           G                 F
not that there's anything wrong with being gay

F                      G                     F
And sometimes we punch each other in the face

                                               F
like when I hit on your mom and got to second base

                          G                     F
I'm trying to say I love you in a heterosexual way.
INTRO: Over more nah nah nah's F F F F E F F F F G x2