Bowling for Soup – Bfff (Guitar)

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----------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- Tabbed by:georgeharsent Email:[email protected] If you've got any comments or suggestions or spam just drop me an email at [email protected] with TABS as the subject :) enjoy! INTO: G G G G B C C C C D x4 Verse: (palm mute)
G
You are my best friend in the world.

C
And I hope that you know,

G
when we hangout together,

               C
it's freakin' awesome.

G
Playing poker Friday night,

C
Pyromancing off golf cart races

G
You think that my sister's hot

C
I accidentally shot your finger

G
off your writing hand oh well,

C
you get disability.

G                                
I broke my leg you laughed so hard

C                                       G
and told my ambulance to stop at the bar.
INTRO: G G G G B C C C C D x2 CHORUS:
C                     D                          G
You'll tell the world I'm gay when you hear me say

                                    C
that I really and truly feel this way

                           D                 G
not that there's anything wrong with being gay

C                      D                     G
And sometimes we punch each other in the face

                                               C
like when I hit on your mom and got to second base

                          D                     G
I'm trying to say I love you in a heterosexual way.
INTRO: G G G G B C C C C D x2 VERSE:
G
You fart and burp in the same key,

C
and I think your iPod sucks.

G                                          C         
You make fun of my hair because yours is.. disappearing.

G
I've seen your penis you've seen mine

C
I popped your pimples you rubbed aloe vera

G                               
on my sun burnt back

C
you went in fits when I shit my pants

G
you felt my girls' brand new boobs

C
you asked to suck them she refused

G
so while you slept I shaved your head

C
you woke up and told me that I...
CHORUS:
C                     D                          G
You'll tell the world I'm gay when you hear me say

                                    C
that I really and truly feel this way

                           D                 G
not that there's anything wrong with being gay

C                      D                     G
And sometimes we punch each other in the face

                                                C                       
like when I hit on your mom and got to second base

C
I know you know I love you (I fringin love you dude)

C                         D                     G
I'm trying to say I love you in a heterosexual way.
INTRO: over the nah nah nah's G G G G B C C C C D x4 CHORUS
C                     D                          G
You'll tell the world I'm gay when you hear me say

                                    C
that I really and truly feel this way

                           D                 G
not that there's anything wrong with being gay

C                      D                     G
And sometimes we punch each other in the face

                                               C
like when I hit on your mom and got to second base

                          D                     G
I'm trying to say I love you in a heterosexual way.
INTRO: Over more nah nah nah's G G G G B C C C C D x2