Bomb the Music Industry! – This Year For Presidents Day Im Giving Up On Rock And Roll (Guitar Intro)

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[Intro]
e|---------------------0-2-3-0-2--0-------|
B|--3--3--3-2-0--0--0---------------3--2--|
G|2---------------------------------------|
D|----------------------------------------|
A|----------------------------------------|
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D - G - D - A Bb Bm Bb A G# G - C Am [Verse]
D                        Bm
I was gonna die alone, I know (Gonna die before thirty years old!)

F#m                          Em         G          D
I've got this notion that successful careers are evil

                       Bm
So finally for the holidays (A gift is coming all y'alls way!)

F#m                            Em                  G
My family will be excited when they look under the Presidents' Day tree
[Pre-Chorus]
   A         Bb                  Bm
To see a box shrink-wrapped with real gold

    Bb
Not paper gold

       A                  G#
It's a fucking box filled to the top

     G
With fucking gold
A [Chorus]
D           G
Hey, Mom! I got a job I'm not wasting my potential!

D
Hey, all my friends!

A                            Bb
You don't have to hear about blah blah band

    Bm                   Bb
Who just got a brand new Prevost bus

       A                       G#
And forgot my name and used to open for us

     G
It's getting old, I know

       C              Am             D
That's why I'm giving up on rock and roll
[Verse]
                          Bm
We'll celebrate in my new pad (I'm flying you out mom and dad!)

F#m                      Em      G
I've got a new job and a 40 inch plasma (We'll watch 24!)
D (one hit) Bm Now without music I can concentrate on sitting down
    F#m                           Em              G
And charging by the hour to sell ideas to some assholes who wants to sell a car
[Pre-Chorus]
A      Bb             Bm        Bb
I've upgraded from my childhood bedroom

   A              G#           G
To Southern Cali, Southern California

C                Am
(everyone here's always smiling)
[Chorus]
D           G
Hey, Dad! I sold the van and used the money to invest!

D                     A
I'm buying stocks and climbing ladders!

Bb
I'm all business!

Bm                  Bb
Yes sir! Right sir! Coming sir!

     A             G#
Your documents are in order!

       G
You're fucking proud. I know

      C               Am             D
Thank Bush I've given up on rock and roll

D           G
Hey, Mom! I got a job I'm not wasting my potential!

D
Hey, all my friends!

A                            Bb
You don't have to hear about blah blah band

    Bm                   Bb
Who just got a brand new Prevost bus

       A                       G#
And forgot my name and used to open for us

     G
You're fucking proud, I know

       C              Am
Thank Cheney I've given up on rock and roll
[Bridge]
C           G            D  Dsus4 D
We'll drink Delirium not Pabst

C         G
Not at my parents'

A
We're at my brand new apt

D
(that stands for apartment.)
[Outro] D A Bm G