Bomb the Music Industry! – Never Trust A Man Without A Horribly Embarrassing Secret (Guitar)

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[Intro] Bb Dm/A F Eb (x3) Bb Dm/A F Bb [Verse]
Bb                         F
Remember when we danced at shows?

Eb                         Bb
Before we all stood in the back

Gm             Dm                Bb       A          Gm
We sang Guilty Pleasures so damn loud our lungs were sore

    Cm                                  Cb
The competition can't compete with that
[Verse]
Bb                        F
I guess I got back on the horse

Eb                  Bb
As I get on another plane

     Gm             Dm                Bb     A     Gm
I'll try to ride it less, mom, and be more responsible

       Cm                          F
But we both know dad and I are the same
[Chorus]
          Eb        Edim
So I need damage control

        Bb                                 Ab
Another shot of whiskey goes down easy, my reputation does exceed me

Eb          Edim
Fire in the hole, soon I'll be

Bb                Eb
Falling backwards as expected
[Post-Chorus]
  Bb                            Cm       Eb
I don't know if I wanna do this for you, yeah

  Bb                            Cm       Eb
I don't know if I gotta do this for you, oh

  Bb                              Cm       Eb
I don't know if I'm gonna do this for you, yeah

    Cm      F        Bb
But I'll do this for me
[Verse]
Bb                        F
This isn't how I pictured me

Eb                              Bb
Standing on the side, pocketing hands

Gm             Dm              Bb     A    Gm
Answering your questions boringly and humorless

    Cm                                 Cb
I'm not as important as you think I am

Bb                       F
I don't want to make new friends

   Eb                             Bb
My friendships always end up in a blaze

       Gm           Dm                  Bb       A     Gm
I just wanted to be something that I'll probably never be

  Cm                         F
A happy, well-adjusted human being
[Chorus]
          Eb        Edim
So I need damage control

        Bb                                 Ab
Another shot of whiskey goes down easy, my reputation does exceed me

Eb          Edim
Fire in the hole, and I'll be

Bb                Eb
Falling backwards as expected
[Post-Chorus]
  Bb                            Cm       Eb
I don't know if I wanna do this for you, yeah

  Bb                            Cm       Eb
I don't know if I gotta do this for you, oh

  Bb                              Cm       Eb
I don't know if I'm gonna do this for you, yeah

    Cm      F        Bb
But I'll do this for me

Bb Dm/A Gm  F Eb
Me, I won't impress, I'll

Bb  Dm/A Gm   F   Eb
Bore you with kindness
[Chorus]
               Eb        Edim
You don't need damage control

        Bb                                 Ab
Another shot of whiskey goes down easy, my reputation does exceed me

Eb          Edim
Fire in the hole, soon I'll be

Bb                 Eb
Falling backwards, stealing your beers

Dm             Gm
Crying loudly, singing Green Day

Cm               F
Pumping my fist, getting stared at

D                  Gm     Am     Bb       C         Eb     Ebm
Making phone calls saying that I miss the days back when I had real fun
[Post-Chorus]
  Bb                            Cm      Eb
I don't know if I wanna do this for you

  Bb                            Cm      Eb
I don't know if I gotta do this for you

    Bb                                 Cm      Ebm
And I'm sure as shit not gonna do this for you

    Cm      F        Bb
But I'll do this for me
[Outro]
Bb Dm/A F  Eb           Bb
        So it can be my fault

Bb Dm/A F Eb           Bb
          It can be my fault

Bb Dm/A F Eb           Bb
          It can be my fault

Bb Dm/A F Eb
          Yeah
Bb