Bomb the Music Industry! – Congratulations John On Joining Every Time I Die (Guitar)
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Chords
[Intro]
C
[Verse 1]
C Congratulations! Go stretch your ears and get a neck tattoo. Am Congratulations! All of our friends knew that there was no better choice than you. F Dm Whoa, whoa. Whoa, whoa.
[Verse 2]
C Congratulations! Are you gonna move up north and throw away your Yankees hat? Am Congratulations! Are you gonna swear off ska and stop gelling your hair back? F Dm Whoa, whoa. Whoa, whoa.
[Chorus]
C G Nice going asshole. Nice going asshole. C C#dim Nice going asshole. Nice going asshole. Dm G C G You finally did something right and I'm two percent bummed it wasn't me.
C Ab
[Verse 3]
C I hope you know that Christine's gonna ask you to get into all your shows for free Am And I will smile while silently resenting you for quitting Bomb the Music Industry. F Dm Whoa, whoa. Whoa, whoa.
[Verse 4]
Am G Now Dave has another friend who's in a more successful band. Am Ab Eb Bb Now Jenna's got another contact and another drummer to make out with again! w00t!
[Chorus]
C G Nice going asshole. Nice going asshole. C C#dim Nice going asshole. Nice going asshole. Dm G E A You finally did something right and you'll probably meet Dave Grohl. Dm G And tell us about him when you get home.
[Bridge]
C G F Then you'll get the news from me that you'll never quit the band. C G F And we're taking you out on tour for those two months a year that you're home because we can. C G F And sure it's out of spite not to replace you, but you promised and we shook hands C G F So remember when you're back in Long Island, you will forever be forced to be a part of a ska band.
N.C.
One, two, three, one, two, three! Pick it up! One, two, three!
[Chorus]
C G Nice going asshole. Nice going asshole. C C#dim Nice going asshole. Nice going asshole. Dm G E A You finally did something right, I guess state college did pay off, John! Dm G E A We're all music majors too, can you make Ferret give us jobs Dm G C or at least tell Ferret to sign my band? C Ab Diiiiiii...ck.