Bomb the Music Industry! – Congratulations John On Joining Every Time I Die (Guitar)

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[Intro] C [Verse 1]
C
Congratulations! Go stretch your ears and get a neck tattoo.

Am
Congratulations! All of our friends knew that there was no better choice than you.

F           Dm
Whoa, whoa. Whoa, whoa.
[Verse 2]
C
Congratulations! Are you gonna move up north and throw away your Yankees hat?

Am
Congratulations! Are you gonna swear off ska and stop gelling your hair back?

F           Dm
Whoa, whoa. Whoa, whoa.
[Chorus]
C                   G
Nice going asshole. Nice going asshole.

C                   C#dim
Nice going asshole. Nice going asshole.

Dm              G                   C               G
You finally did something right and I'm two percent bummed it wasn't me.
C Ab [Verse 3]
C
I hope you know that Christine's gonna ask you to get into all your shows for free

Am
And I will smile while silently resenting you for quitting Bomb the Music Industry.

F           Dm
Whoa, whoa. Whoa, whoa.
[Verse 4]
Am                                     G
Now Dave has another friend who's in a more successful band.

Am                                   Ab                     Eb        Bb
Now Jenna's got another contact and another drummer to make out with again! w00t!
[Chorus]
C                   G
Nice going asshole. Nice going asshole.

C                   C#dim
Nice going asshole. Nice going asshole.

Dm              G                   E               A
You finally did something right and you'll probably meet Dave Grohl.

Dm                G
And tell us about him when you get home.
[Bridge]
C                   G                        F
Then you'll get the news from me that you'll never quit the band.

C                           G                           F
And we're taking you out on tour for those two months a year that you're home because we can.

C                    G                                 F
And sure it's out of spite not to replace you, but you promised and we shook hands

   C                    G                             F
So remember when you're back in Long Island, you will forever be forced to be a part of a ska band.
N.C. One, two, three, one, two, three! Pick it up! One, two, three! [Chorus]
C                   G
Nice going asshole. Nice going asshole.

C                   C#dim
Nice going asshole. Nice going asshole.

Dm              G                  E                   A
You finally did something right, I guess state college did pay off, John!

Dm              G               E               A
We're all music majors too, can you make Ferret give us jobs

Dm                  G              C
or at least tell Ferret to sign my band?

C Ab
  Diiiiiii...ck.