Bomb the Music Industry! – 2400000 (Ukulele)

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I know what it looks like

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The ship's not capsizing

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The driver's just drunk

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Or asleep at the wheel

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The map is illegible, we spilled beers all over it

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We're all piss poor heroes, we're aching to drown in a sea of bad metaphors, trite, overused

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Well, I'm sorry, I guess talking just gets me confused

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Dang, dang

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Dang, dang

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And as a result

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Conversations don't start

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They sputter and stammer

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They spiral like shit

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Trying to go down the drain but keeps spinning 'cause forces

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Are making it stay and I don't wanna talk 'cause you don't understand

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This wasn't for anyone, I just wanted something that

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Wasn't prepackaged and that wasn't pre-planned

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And now my only plan that is damn sure to happen

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Is slowly decaying on a shelf filled with millionaires

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Saving the future in a sweet fucking press release

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Gloating on pedestals, you can't make a change

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Unless you're there bragging

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Unless you're a dick about

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Something that's pure to you

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Always gets fucked, hey! hey!

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Google my name, 'cause kid, I've got credentials

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My pop's a big shit and I can get you free long distance

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My co-op is awesome, my fixed gear's ridiculous

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Stop smiling and stop frowning, I always thought you'd be different

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And there's been talk of leaving for good, but how, to where?

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And what happens when they show up there with friends, show up there with friends?

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Can you afford to leave again, afford to leave again?

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And there's been talk of leaving for good, but how, to where?

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And what happens when they show up there with friends, show up there with friends?

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Can you afford to leave again, can you afford to leave again?