Bobby Darin – Me And Mr Hohner (Guitar)

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Standin' on the corner

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Not doin' nothin' to no one

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When a squad car stops

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And out jump cops

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You one of them, if I ever saw one

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Wonder what I said

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As my face turned red

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Up against the wall, says the tall one

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That's a cute mustache

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Have ya got any hash?

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I'd like to make a buy, says the small one

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Now da whole thing's silly

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But I'm starin' at the billy

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Quietly askin' myself now will he

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Use that thing

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To make my eardrums ring

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It's all a bad dream

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And I'm in South Philly

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Now tell 'em, Mr. Hohner

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Me and Mr. Hohner

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In Yuma, Arizona

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Tryin' to hitch a ride to Denver

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Well, out of a toll

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Comes the highway patrol

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To check up on my gender

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Is it her or him

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Or maybe Tiny Tim?

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Now up against the fence, says the dense one

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You have picked a bad spot

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To smoke your pot

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Whatcha gonna do two against one?

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Now da whole thing's silly

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But I'm starin' at the billy

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Quietly askin' myself now will he

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Use that thing

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To make my eardrums ring

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It's all a bad dream

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And I'm in South Philly

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Now tell 'em, Mr. Hohner

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Me and Mr. Hohner

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Relaxin' out at Kona

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Hawaiian sun can be groovy

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When a pair of MPs

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Yell out, freeze!

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And I think I gotta part in a movie

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Hey! I'm talkin' to you

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Tell me what did I do?

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You're a draft card burner, says the thin one

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We can tell by your looks

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That you read too many books of wars

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And that's because ya ain't been in one

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Now the whole thing's silly

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But I'm starin' at the billy

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Quietly askin' myself now will he

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Use that thing

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To make my eardrums ring

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It's all a bad dream

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And I'm in South Philly

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Now tell 'em, Mr. Hohner