Bobby Bare – Yard Full Of Rusty Cars (Guitar)

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Show me a house with a yard full of rusty cars

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And you'll know there'll be a coffee perkin' on a rusty stove

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And you walk right in and sit down and feel right at home

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In the kitchen of the house of man with a yard full of rusty cars.

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Show me a man with a yard full of rusty cars

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And you know he's got a fridge full of beer and it's nice and cold

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Swing on the porch eatin' bolony and bread and talk about gettin' old

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Spittin' in the dust with the man with a yard full of rusty cars.

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Scratchin' the ears of the dog of the man with a yard full of rusty cars

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Tell him I've been to Haiti and he says well that's real nice

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Hey Ma, this beer could sure use a little bit of ice

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Now what was you saying about goin' to Hatey's

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Says the man with a yard full of rusty cars.

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My teeth gone bad says the man with a yard full of rusty cars

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Toilets on the blink and heavy weights today can't hit

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You know you remind me a lot of my brother's youngest kid

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Got killed in Korea

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You play gin rummy says the man with the yard full of rusty cars.

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Kick off your shoes on the couch with the man with a yard full of rusty cars

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Smoke us smokes and flick the ashes on the floor

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Well son everythin' here been burned or broke at least once before

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And he winks at his old lady and she winks back

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At the man with a yard full of rusty cars.

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Lord, said the man with the rusty cars that woman's gettin' wide

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So much for beauty son hand me that TV guide

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Watchin' the flies in the kitchen of the man with a yard full of rusty cars

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Hole in the screen door where the dogs crawl in and out

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Careful of that soup son it'll burn a hole in your mouth

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Soup and life you gotta wait 'em out says the man with a yard full of rusty cars.

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Watch TV in the parlour of the man with a yard full of rusty cars

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Son you ever get to sleep with any of them movie stars

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I'd like to do that once before I die but he's talkin' a little too loud

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And his woman is smilin' kind of proud at the man with a yard full of rusty cars.

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Talkin' God and baseball with the man with the yard full of rusty cars

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Fall asleep right on the couch there where you see it

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And you know that his old woman ain't gonna mind a bit

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Least wise she don't mention nothin' to that smilin' smokin' dirty jokin'

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Lucky old man with the yard full of rusty cars...