Bobby Bare – Shes My Ever Lovin Machine (Guitar)

C                                 G
Well friends you know once I was took in 

                          C
By a girl with a twinkly eye

                                   F
But the first time that I wasn't lookin' 

         G                    C
She ran off with a handsomer guy oh my

C                          G
But I'm an inventin' type feller 

                              C  
So as soon as my brain got uncurled

                             F
I tiptoed right down to my cellar 

     G                  C
And built a mechanical girl

C                          G
Oh her arms are iron her legs are steel 

                        C
Her hips are on wires attached to a wheel

                             F
And her spine is a coil that I now and then oil 

      G                 C
She's my ever lovin' machine

D                                A
She's always right there when I need her 

                         D
And she's very easy to please

                             G
And hardly cost nothing to feed her 

            A                 D
Just some water and oil and grease

D                            A
She never complains when I stay out all night 

                                  D
She never complains that I ain't rich

                                   G
And each time I want her just to cuddle me up tight

         A                         D 
I just reach out and turn on 'er switch

D                         A
Oh her arms are iron her legs are steel 

                        D
Her hips are on wires attached to a wheel

                             G
And her spine is a coil that I now and then oil 

      F                 D
She's my ever lovin' machine

E                              B
She has no trouble makin' her mind up 

                                    E
Cause friends I did not give her a mind

                                 A
And her heart is a clock that I wind up 

      B                           E
So I know that she'll love me in time

E                              B
She always did what she was supposed to 

                              E
Right up to this evening but then

                           A
She had an affair with a toaster 

          B                   E 
And they ran off and left me again

E                         B
Oh her arms are iron her legs are steel 

                        E
Her hips are on wires attached to a wheel

                             A
And her spine is a coil that I now and then oil 

      B                 E
She's my ever lovin' machine