Bobby Bare – Drunk And Crazy (Guitar)

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Well, hello everybody, I've come to say

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I didn't come to stay, I just come to play

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So lock all the doors and open up the wine

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Tell all the pretty ladies to get in line

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'Cause I'm drunk and crazy (drunk and crazy)

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Drunk and crazy (drunk and crazy)

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Drunk and crazy, gonna let the good times roll

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Way 'cross the room I see a fancy fox

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I got the key to open up her lock

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I slide across the floor like a greasy eel

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I say, "Hey baby, tell me how do you feel?"

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She says, "Drunk and crazy" (Drunk and crazy)

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She says, "Drunk and crazy" (Drunk and crazy)

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Drunk and crazy, gonna let the good times roll  I say let it roll

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  Drunk and crazy    Drunk and crazy

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I was just about to put the cake in the oven

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Look over my shoulder and there's her big ol' husband

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He was turnin' blue, he was seein' red

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He knocked me down, slapped me round, and stomped on my head

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'Cause he was drunk and crazy  (Drunk and crazy)

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'Cause he was drunk and crazy  (Drunk and crazy)

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He was drunk and crazy, gonna let the good times roll

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They got me to the hospital in the nick of time

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I had a fractured skull and a busted spine

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When in come the doctor he could hardly stand

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Got a bottle in his pocket and a scalpel in his hand

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And he was drunk and crazy (Drunk and crazy)

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Drunk and crazy (Drunk and crazy)

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Drunk and crazy, letting them good times roll