Bob Schneider – Thor (Guitar Live)

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Thor is the god of thunder but he's also a

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family man settled down in Milwaukee and he's got himself a wife and daughter

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he works for the Bank of America he does it all for love

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At night he likes to go to the karaoke bar

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and sing his favorite songs by his very favorite bands

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He's got a minor drinking problem he is not addressed

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He really does his best but it's getting out of hand

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Thor likes the Greenbay Packers

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They're his home team he's an owner too

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One day while he was driving he got into a fender bender

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It took all his patience not to kill the other guy

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All he really had to do is let his hammer fly

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But that rage and destruction stuff it really lost its charm

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And he put it all behind him forever

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And Thor is the son of Odin

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but that's not all he is oh no and

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'cause maybe people can change

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not who they are but maybe their ways

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And Thor is the god of thunder and his wife is an under...

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wear model so he does the cooking

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and she does the dishes after he goes off to bed