Bob Schneider – Idiot Test (Guitar)

G      D   C     G               D
I took the idiot test and failed

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I punched the moon right in the eye

C                        G
I drew a ring around the sky

D      G
I tried

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I looked for love and I

G     D
found despair

   Dsus        Bm       Em             C
I searched for hope and found you there

C                                 G
But I made out with whom ever was available

       D     Em
At the time

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My mommas name is lou she spends most

               D     Em
Every afternoon

Em                 C
Rolling joints and passing em around

    G          Bm   Em
The living room

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She always said I got no time for no

G          D
Career boy get your ass out of

Em
Here

C
go buy me some

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Smokes and a six pack of beer

Gsus  G  D
Dear

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I don’t know why it just is that’s all

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even the mighty too shall fall

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And underneath everything

Bm    D
There is nothing at all