Bo Burnham – Welcome To Youtube (Ukulele)
Capo 5
Key
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Versions
(2)
Guitar
Ukulele
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Speed:
1.0x
Chords
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Intro
C F Am G
C F Am G C F Am G I used to walk through life, now I frolic. C F Youtube has been like a father to me, Am G C F Am G Except Youtube's not an alcholic. C F Before Youtube I was just a skinny white kid, Am G that thought he was funnier, & cooler C F Am G than he actually was. C F and now not much has changed, Am G C F Am G but I have a shitload of money. Am F G Because Youtube is a place for people to share their ideas. Am If by people you mean F 13-year-old girls, G and by ideas you mean G how they love the Jonas Brothers. Am I'm just kidding F But let's be honest, G that's a hefty majority. Am F And if you don't believe me C G You must be a noob
Chorus
G C So, Welcome to Youtube! F You don't know what you're missing, Am and just by searching, G "Women Kissing". C -It's Youtube! F This country's been needing a Am generation of kids who G don't waste their time reading. F Am I the only one who thinks that G Lisa Nova's hot? C F Am G And Chris Crocker's not... C F Am G he's hotter. C F Most of the best Youtubers Am G are either asian or their gay. C So if there's an untapped F youtube celebrity, Am G and his name is George Takei C and your favorite coat F has a doo-doo stain. Am I pray to god that it's G chocolate rain C And I find videos of F Am G C F Am G babies laughing a bit intrusive. C F G Because Barack Obama won the election because of Youtube C F Wait, did I say youtube? G I meant the black vote C F And I think Youtube and Fred are G "So Cool!" C And What The Buck! F Am G will be back in a jiffy lube G C F So, Welcome to Youtube! G Yeah... G C So, Welcome to Youtube! F G Hey... G C Welcome to Youtube! C F I said, listen and linger, Am G Charlie the Unicorn bit my finger! C It's youtube! F The impact is evident. Am G Miss Teen South Carolina just ran for Vice President! C Upload a video, F G You have nothing to lose! C F Am except all your friends... G C F Am G & the approval of your parents.. C F "Hi, my Mary, and I'm 19 years-old Am G I got drunk at a party, and I think someone
was video-taping it, but I don't want
C anyone to see it, cuz F G I showed half of my boob!"
Sorry Mary!--
G C F Am G Welcome to Youtube! C F Am G Say Hello to Youtube!
Yeah...
C Am G Say goodbye to your College Scholarship. Am G And it will keep on going and it'll never stop! C Until it's privatized.