Bo Burnham – Welcome To The Internet (Guitar)

Dm
Welcome to the internet. Have a look around.

Gm
Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found.

          F
We've got mountains of content. Some better, some worse.

   A7
If none of it's of interest to you, you'd be the first.

Dm
Welcome to the internet. Come and take a seat.

          Gm
Would you like to see the news or any famous women's feet.

        F
There's no need to panic. This isn't a test (huh huh).

 A7
Just nod or shake your head and we'll do the rest.

Dm
Welcome to the internet. What would you prefer.

          Gm
Would you like to fight for civil rights or tweet a racial slur.

   F
Be happy. Be horny. Be bursting with rage.

A7
We got a million different ways to engage

Dm
Welcome to the internet. Put your cares aside.

         Gm
Here's a tip for straining pasta. Here's a nine-year-old who died.

       F
We got movies, and doctors, and fantasy sports.

      A7
And a bunch of colored pencil drawings of all the characters of harry potter fucking

Dm
eachother. 

         Gm
'cause a random guy just kindly sent you photos of his cock.

         F
They are grainy and off-putting. He just sent you more.

A7
Dont act surprised. You know you like it, you whore.

Dm
See a man beheaded. Get offended, see a shrink.

        Gm
Show us pictures of your children. Tell us every thought you think.

        F
Start a rumor, buy a broom or send a death threat to a boomer.

   A7
Or DM a girl and groom her. Do a Zoom or find a tumor in your-

Dm
Here's a healthy breakfast option. You should kill your mom.

           Gm
Here's why women never fuck you. Here's how you can build a bomb.

      F
Which Power Ranger are you? Take this quirky quiz.

 A7                           A7   Gm   F    E     Dm
Obama sent the immigrants. To vac- cin- ate- your- kids.

         Dm
Could I interest you in everything, all of the time?

  Gm
A little bit of everything. All of the time.

F
Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime.

A7*
Anything and everything. All of the time.

         Dm
Could I interest you in everything, all of the time?

  Gm
A little bit of everything. All of the time.

F
Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime.

A7*
Anything and everything. All of the time.

Dm        C                     Bb     A7
You know, it wasn't always like this

Dm       C
Not very long ago

Bb               A7
Just before your time

Dm           C
Right before the towers fell

Bb           A7
Circa '99

         Gm
This was catalogues

 Dm
Travel blogs

A7             Dm
A chat room or two

            Gm        Dm
We set our sights and spent our nights

A7        C7
Waiting

    Fmaj7
For you

Dm7
You

  Gm7      C7
Insatiable you

      Fmaj7            Dm7
Mommy let you use her iPad

Gm7             C7
You were barely two

       Dm          Dmmaj7/C#
And it did all the things

   Dm7/C          Bb
We designed it to do

    Bb
Now look at you

    C
Oh, look at you

D
You

Gmaj7       Em7
You

  Am7         D7
Unstoppable, watchable

     Gmaj7              Em7
Your time is now. Your inside's out.

Am7            D7
Honey, how you grew

       Em         Emmaj7/D#
And if we stick together

    Em7/D            A
Who knows what we'll do

       C            D
It was always the plan

           B7             C
To put the world in your hand

Em Em/B Em Em/B Em Em/B Em Em/B
(laughing)

         Em
Could I interest you in everything, all of the time?

  Am
A bit of everything. All of the time.

G
Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime.

B7*
Anything and everything. All of the time.

         Em
Could I interest you in everything, all of the time?

  Am
A little bit of everything. All of the time.

G
Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime.

B7
Anything and everything

B7
And anything and everything

B7
And anything and everything