Bo Burnham – The Perfect Woman (Guitar)

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Capo on first [Intro] G D Em C G D C G
G             D
 She was the perfect woman

Em                C
 In every single way

G              D
 She made the sun shine brighter

C                      G
 And all my cares go away

G             D
 She was the perfect woman

Em                   C
 She was a gourmet chef

G               D
 They say that love is blind

C                 G        G
 Well, it's also deaf

                              D
Because Helen Keller was the perfect woman

Em                C
 And no one understands

G          D
 Just how talented

C                  G
 She was with her hands

G                 D
God made her the perfect woman

Em                    C
 I was the finishing touch

G             D
 She was the perfect woman

C                    G
 She didn't talk so much

G              D
She wanted to name the kids

Em             C
 So I finally let her

G               D
 It turned out horrible

C                          G
 Chewbacca could have done better

G                  D
But I guess it was alright

Em                   C
We had a boy and a girl

G             D
Just me and Helen

C                        G
(Make a gibberish noise) and Earl

G                          D
Because Helen Keller was my miracle worker

Em                C
 I was a one man show

G             D
 I could walk around the house naked

C                    G
 She wouldn't even know

G                    D
Helen Keller was my perfect woman

Em               C
 I was her only need

G                     D
 She didn't mind the zits on my ass

                     G
It gave her more to read
Gave her more to read | | it gave her more to read | |I give up here... something like it gave her more to read |G C Em D
                          |G C Em D G
it gave her more to read  |Listen the original
| more to read | | more to read |
G                    D
Helen Keller was my perfect woman

Em                     C
But I don't think she cared

G              D
I played this song for her

C                        G
She just sat there and stared

G                 D
She was still my perfect woman

Em               C
I was sort of a mess

G               D
I asked her to marry me

 C                G
She said "(Different Noise)!"