Bo Burnham – Straight White Male (Ukulele)
Key
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Versions
(2)
Guitar
Ukulele
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Speed:
1.0x
Chords
[Verse 1]
D Bm A G Walking around I've got no one to talk to D Bm A G There's everyone and then there's just me D Bm A G If I could change don't you think that I'd do it D Bm A G God only knows why he cursed me to be Gm a straight white male
[Bridge]
Bm I state my problems F# G other people roll their eyes Bm Three trips to the mall F# G and zero khakis in my size Bm I've never been the victim F# G of a random search for drugs D Bm But you can't say my life is easy G A D until you've walked a mile in my UGGs
[Chorus]
G A D G A D Straight white male I know the road looks tough ahead F# The women want rights Bm G The gays want kids Gm Can't you just leave us alone
And also no to the things you asked for
D Bm A G
D Bm A G Gm
[Verse 2]
D Bm A G Everyone thinks that I've got it easy D Bm A G Just 'cause it's true doesn't mean that it's right D Bm A G So pull up a chair and put down your pitchfork D Bm A G Give me a chance to show you what it's like Gm to be a straight white male
[Bridge 2]
Bm The churches never made me F# G Feel ashamed of who I am Bm But I get e-mails from Netflix F# G that g-mail doesn't mark as spam Bm My country's Constitution was F# G hand-written by my race D Bm But my wife bought me the brand new iPhone G A D with an iPod Touch's case it doesn't fit that phone
[Chorus]
G A D G A D Straight white male I know the road looks tough ahead F# The women want rights Bm G The blacks want not to be called the blacks Gm Can't you just leave us alone F# And also no to the things you asked for
Nooooooo
G F# Bm (x6)
[Chorus]
G A D G A D Straight white male I know the road looks tough ahead F# The women want rights Bm G The African-Ameri-it doesn't work for the rhythm of this song Gm We used to have all the money and land
We still do but it's not as fun now