Bo Burnham – Sexting (Guitar)

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Spotify link: https://open.spotify.com/track/3avX8UzaJ5PQUm4YBFWCAm?si=2fbca4e18d8a4105 [Intro]
Cmaj7
Sexting (Whoa)

Gmaj7
 It isn't sex it's the next best thing

Cmaj7
Sexting

Gmaj7
 Aye, aye, AT&T
[Verse 1]
Cmaj7
 I am in bed I am ready to go with you

Gmaj7
 Tonight I'm thinking of taking it slow

         Cmaj7                                  Gmaj7
We'll use emojis only, we don't need phonetical diction

                                     Cmaj7
We'll talk dirty like we're ancient Egyptians
[Verse 2]
                              Gmaj7
You send me a peach, I send a carrot back

                                       Cmaj7
You send a Ferris wheel, that's pretty abstract

                                            Gmaj7
I send back a ticket stub implying that the Ferris wheel's your body

                                   Cmaj7
And I'd really love admission to it

                                        Gmaj7
Oh no! What if now you think that I'm implying your vagina is as big as a Ferris wheel?

Cmaj7
 You send back a snowman

Gmaj7
 Crisis averted (Thank God)
[Chorus]
Cmaj7
Sexting (Whoa)

Gmaj7
 It isn't sex it's the next best thing (Next best thing)

Cmaj7
Sexting

Gmaj7
 Aye, aye, AT&T
[Verse 3]
Cmaj7
 No more emojis, now it's on to words

Gmaj7
I ask what you're wearing. You reply, "A shirt"

Cmaj7
You say, "Are you naked?"

                           Gmaj7
I say, "Yeah, except for a top hat", you say, "lmao" but I doubt that

Cmaj7
 I'm getting hot at just the thought of what I'd do to you

Gmaj7
 Cause in my head I'm in your bed and getting through to you

Cmaj7
 They made the internet for nights like these

Gmaj7
 I love you, baby, send a picture of your tits, please
[Chorus]
Cmaj7
Sexting (Whoa)

Gmaj7
 It isn't sex is the next best thing (Next best thing)

Cmaj7
Sexting

Gmaj7
We are sexting (Aye, aye, AT&T)
[Verse 4]
Cmaj7
 You send the pic and say it's now my turn

Gmaj7
Jesus fucking Christ I guess I never learn

Cmaj7
 My phone's flash is my only light and

Gmaj7
 The flash makes my dick look frightened

Cmaj7
 I chicken out and send a picture of my face instead

Gmaj7
 Because my dick looks like the baby from Eraserhead

Cmaj7
 You say, "I sent my titties that's not fair"

Gmaj7
 So I send it to you and then my phone dies
[Outro]
Gmaj7                    Bm7
Another night on my own, yeah

                  Em7
Stuck in my home, yeah

                                                             Gmaj7
Sitting alone, one hand on my dick and one hand on my phone, yeah

                         Bm7
Another night on my own, yeah

                  Em7
Stuck in my home, yeah

                                                             Gmaj7
Sitting alone, one hand on my dick and one hand on my phone, yeah

                         Bm7
Another night on my own, yeah

                  Em7
Stuck in my home, yeah

                                                             Gmaj7
Sitting alone, one hand on my dick and one hand on my phone, yeah (Pussy)

                         Bm7
Another night on my own, yeah (Titties)

                  Em7
Stuck in my home, yeah (Balls)
N.C. Sitting alone, one hand on my dick and one hand on my phone, yeah