Bo Burnham – Oh My God (Ukulele)

E          A                    C#m   B
I've never written a book in my life

E                A
Cause your tiny brains would never get it

C#m                               B                                     A
Me compared to Shakespeare's like Shakespeare compared to Shakespeare's wife

           B
I gave you everything but

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I gave you simple minds so you made simple things

A                  B
I gave you healthy birds you made chicken wings

E                 C#m
I gave you nipples you made nipple rings

E          A
You're not going to heaven

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Why would you ever think I'd ever hang out with you

E          A
You're all dicks I don't need you

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I know a million aliens cooler than you

E              C#m    G#m
Oh my I said oh my God

E      C#m       G#m
Oh my oh my God

    E                 C#m
I'm not gonna fix you

    G#m
I'm not gonna fix you

       E      C#m    G#m
I said oh my oh my God

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People give me money but I don't know why

E              A                      C#m       B                  A
Cause my real collection plate is an empty cup held by a homeless guy

       B          E                          C#m                       A
I made every girl different and they're all perfect just the way they are

       B                        E               C#m
People tell them different and people are smart

                E
I just made the stars

                   A
You think you know beauty and love

C#m                          B
Trust me you don't I'm the one who created them

E              A                      C#m                      B
You're overpopulated so I slaved for days making gays and you ended up hating them

A   B
Fuck youuuu

E              C#m    G#m
Oh my I said oh my God

E      C#m       G#m
Oh my oh my God

    E                 C#m
I'm not gonna fix you

    G#m
I'm not gonna fix you

       E      C#m    G#m
I said oh my oh my God

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I created many beings but you're the strangest that I've ever met

E                        C#m                  Eb                    G#m
You think that you're my children but you're more like an annoying pet

    E                C#m           Eb                    G#m
The Messiah made the people wonder heavenly whether he's me

            E           C#m              Eb                   G#m
But I'm not into saving people who might nail me to a fucking tree

           E              C#m
You're all angry crying sad and lost

    Eb                G#m
You worship power and wealth

    E                    C#m            Eb
The more that I watch you the less I believe in myself

E              C#m    G#m
Oh my I said oh my God

E      C#m       G#m
Oh my oh my God

    E                 C#m
I'm not gonna fix you

    G#m
I'm not gonna fix you

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I said oh my oh my God

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You're looking for answers that won't be found no

F#       B                      Ebm  C#
How many answers can a raindrop find before it hits the ground

F#          B
You think I kill you people

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You ask me 'Why ' when a child dies

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Why would I kill someone when a hundred years passes when I blink my eyes