Bo Burnham – Lower Your Expectations (Guitar)

E
You want a guy that's sweet

               C#m
A guy that's tough

C#m                              A
A feminist who likes to pay for stuff

          B
Without being attracted to any of them

E                                C#m
A good boy, a bad boy, a good bad boy

A
Loves your brother sensitive but not weak and

B
Is a great lover calls your mother on the weekend

E                 A                 B        C#m    A
Then you might think that this guy only exists in your mind

            E
Well guess what

B
You're right

E              C#m   A
If you want love

B                    E        C#m
Lower your expectations a few

              A                    B
Cause Prince Charming would never settle for you

    E       C#m A
If you want love

B                   E
Just pick a guy and love him

C#m                         A
And if he's got a thing for feet

             B
Say fuck it, sweep me off them

E
You want a girl that's nice

              C#m
A girl that's not

C#m                                     A
Obsessed with her looks but is insanely hot

           B
Loves the movies that you like and always laughs at your jokes

E                                     C#m
A real girl, a hot girl, a really hot girl

A
Wants to impress you doesn't care if you notice

     B
And only ever uses you to tickle her throat with

E              A                   E     B              C#m   A
Then you might think that this girl only exists in your mind

E
She's real

         B
But last week

E              C#m  A
If you want love

B                           E C#m
Lower your expectations a lot

                     A                 B
You might think your dick is a gift I promise it's not

E              C#m  A
If you want love

B                      E
Just pick a girl and love her

                   C#m
Then whip out your dick and let the

A             B
Girl you love decline the offer

A              E                         B
I don't want a neat freak I don't want a slob

B                                         A
Or  somebody with bedhead and a dead-end job

                 E           B
Cause I won't settle for less

B
Than perfect

A               E                   B
We want perfect children, a perfect life

B                             A
Perfect husband or a perfect wife

A   E            B
But deep down we know

         C#m
We don't deserve it

    E  C#m      A
We all deserve love

B                     E              C#m
Even on the days when we aren't our best

                A
Cause we all suck

                             B
But love can make us suck less

E      C#m       A
We all deserve love

          B                 E      C#m
It's the very best part of being alive

    A
And I would know

    B             E
I'm almost twenty five