Bo Burnham – Kill Youself (Ukulele)

F
Have you ever felt sad or lonely

Dm
Have you ever felt two feet tall

Bb
Have you ever thought Man if only

C
I was anybody else at all

F
They like to kick you

Dm
when times get rough

Bb
And you give your all

C
But it's not enough

Bb                          C
And sticks and stones might break your bones

    F         Gm         Dm  C
But words can break your heart

    Bb                C
And if you don't know where to go

     F        Gm       Dm  C
I'll show you where to start

F              Dm
Kill yourself it'll only take a minute

C
You'll be happy that you did it

        Bb
Just go over to your oven

F               Dm
Kill yourself really you should do it

       C
There's really nothing to it

     Bb
Just grab a mug

F
I sound un-empathetic

Dm
I sound mean and rude

Bb
Suicide is an epidemic

C                              F
And I don't want to be misconstrued

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Signs of depression go overlooked

                  C
So if you're depressed

  Bb
A therapy session

        C
Talk about your depression

F     Gm           Dm   C
Let a professional hear it

     Bb               C
But if you search for moral wisdom

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in Katy Perry's lyrics then

F              Dm
Kill yourself it won't be painful

C
If you are able

   Bb
To give a little kiss to an oncoming train you'll

F              Dm
Kill yourself it's over mull it

C
There's a trigger pull it

Bb
Get it through your head it being a bullet

F
Stick your tongue in a plug

Dm
Suck a pipe of exhaust

Bb
Make some toast in the tub

C
Nail yourself to a cross

F
Hold your breath till it's gone

Dm
Drink a gallon of mace

Bb
Be gay in Iran

C
Let Oprah sit on your face

F
Jump off of a bridge

Dm
Skinny dip in a flood

Bb
Sky dive attached to a fridge

C
Drink a Haitian guy's blood

F
Break into the zoo

Dm
Give a tiger a shove

Bb
Eat a Phillips head screw

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Marry Courtney Love