Bo Burnham – Im Bo Yo (Guitar)

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Now I don't know if all boy scouts are gays

               C#m                             B
But they could probably "tie the knot" in like fifty different ways...

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I got a safe full o' cherries, cause I pop it and lock it,

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A girl's like a fridge, once a week you should stock it,

             E                            A
And girl, if your into a rimmin it's only safe if your swimming,

               C#m                               B
And girl don't sit on the couch cause I treat my objects like women.

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I spit fire like I just blew a demon

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My shits so hot I leave the toilet bowl steamin

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Girl I'm gonna tear it (tarot), like the cards of the gypsies

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You'll bleed for so long you'll get monthly ellipses.

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If the pants are loose, girl I'll replete (re-pleat) ya.

         C#m                       B
You're a first time vegan and it's nice to meet (meat) ya

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I'm bo yo

            A
And I'm the greatest rappa eva

         C#m                              B
And I'll weather your weather whether you think I'm clever or 

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Think your better your not

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Don't need a sweater I'm hot

      C#m                    B
I'm a real G shawty that can really find your g spot

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Oooohhhhhh...yeah

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Hey, What the fuck's a g spot?

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Vagina orchard, count 1, 2, 3

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Spin that plant around you got a third world country

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That's right, consider yourself warned

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I'm offensive and creative like handicapped porn

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Your playing with your breasts, excuse me, can I try it ma'am?

     C#m                       B
Your pushin em together like a titty Venn Diagram

E                    A
Look at that CRACK Excuse me can I buy a gram?

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Right below your diaphram, ass looks like your hidin ham.

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First base, were making out

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Second base, I'm getting faked out.

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Third base, I'm getting take out

        C#m                      B
And I'd try to take it home if I knew I'd take it out

      E                        A
But I just don't know I said I just don't care

   C#m                     B
My flow's so cold I need a tampon from a polar bear

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Cause you can smell and spell my stink

C#m                 B
B.O. lingers and it makes you think

    E
I'm bo yo

            A
And I'm the greatest rappa eva

         C#m                              B
And I'll weather your weather whether you think I'm clever or 

E
Think your better your not

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Don't need a sweater I'm hot

      C#m                    B
I'm a real G shawty that can really find your g spot

E           A
Oooohhhhhh...yeah

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Provided that you point me in the general Direction 

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Girls are like donuts when I be bustin bo nuts,

      C#m                                 B
I can make em cream-filled or give them a layer of glaze

         E                         A
I'm like doug's friend Skeeter whenever I meet her.

        C#m                         B
Casue I skeet her so hard you could call her Patty Mayonnaise.

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My girl is epyletic cause she's the one I'm jerkin with

C#m                            B
Common you asian child laborer show me what your workin with...

                 E                       A
Cause there's an inverse relationship between respect and sects

    C#m                                 B
I'm talking bout religious sects like a mormon sect

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That says you can't have sex with members of different sects

        C#m                 B
but you can't have sex with members of the same sex

          E                             A
So if the sects can't be different, the sex can be same

         C#m                   B
then the only sex left is some left hand shame

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And girl I left you cause u left the game 

            C#m                         B
and if that don't feel right then u can write my name

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I'm bo yo

            A
And I'm the greatest rappa eva

         C#m                              B
And I'll weather your weather whether you think I'm clever or 

E
Think your better your not

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Don't need a sweater I'm hot

      C#m                    B
I'm a real G shawty that can really find your what now

E           A
Oooohhhhhh...yeah

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Ooohhh...but im inidaquite

       E              A
have i got that point across yet 

    C#m           B
How original 

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Look pass the skin and look to the lyrics

      C#m                             B
I run miracle circles around you like spherical lyrics

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This isn't about ironic pigment

          C#m                       B      
If you're imagining this then I'm a chronic figment.

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My junks so long that it hangs and 

          C#m                         B
so at the nude beach people think I'm lookin for lost rings

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Play the skin flute while ur big boy sings

       C#m                      B
if you want to take it all wear African neck rings.

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Haters call me gay, but that aint hatin

          C#m                B
Cuase I'm not homophobic, my morals are straight and

   E                      A
If I'm in the closet then you are below me

          C#m          B
Takin the b-a-t out of basement, homey

    E
I'm bo yo

            A
And I'm the greatest rappa eva

         C#m                              B
And I'll weather your weather whether you think I'm clever or 

E
Think your better your not

A
Don't need a sweater I'm hot

      C#m                    B
I'm a real G shawty that can really find your what now