Bo Burnham – From Gods Perspective (Guitar)

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The books you think I wrote are way too thick

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Who needs a thousand metaphors to figure out you shouldn't be a dick?

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And I don't watch you when you sleep

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Surprisingly I don't use my omnipotence to be a fucking creep

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You're not going to heaven

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Why the fuck would you think I'd ever kick it with you?

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None of you are going to heaven

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There's a trillion aliens cooler than you

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You shouldn't abstain from rape just because you think that I want you to

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You shouldn't rape 'cause rape is a fucked up thing to do

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(Pretty obvious just don't fucking rape people

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I don't think masturbation is obscene

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It's absolutely natural and the weirdest fucking thing I've ever seen

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You make my job a living hell

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I sent gays to fix overpopulation

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And boy, did that go well

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You're not going to heaven

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Eat a thousand crackers, sing a million hymns

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None of you are going to heaven

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You're not my children, you're a bad game of sims

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You shouldn't abstain from pork 'cause you think that I want you to

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You can eat pork 'cause why the fuck would I give a shit?

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I created the universe, think I'm drawing the line at the fuckin' deli aisle?)

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You argue and you bicker and you fight

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Atheists and Catholics, Jews and Hindus argue day and night

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Over what they think is true

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But no one entertains the thought that maybe God does not believe in you

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You pray so badly for heaven

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knowing any day may be the day that you die

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But maybe life on earth could be heaven

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Doesn't just the thought of it make it worth a try?

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My love's the type of thing that you have to earn

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And when you earn it you won't need it

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I'm not gonna give you love just 'cause I know that you want me to

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If you want love then the love has gotta come from you