Bo Burnham – Five Years (Guitar)
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From "The Inside Outtakes" (2022)
Spotify link: https://open.spotify.com/track/2r0vXSCKLg3W4fPmeorXbY?si=b9dc1ba876ac4048
[Spoken intro]
N.C.
Hey baby, uh, it's me
N.C.
Um, our anniversary's comin' up, it's a pretty big one
N.C. Em F#m And, um, I wrote a song for you Bm Bm/D Bm Em Fm# Bm Bm/D Bm So I'm just leaving you this voicemail because, um, I want the song to begin with this voicemail Em F#m Like, I want the voicemail to play at the beginning of it Bm Bm/D Bm Em F#m So, if you could just download this voicemail when you get it and then text it to me Bm Bm/D Bm Em F#m Um, you might need to, like, download another app to download the— Bm Bm/D Bm Em F#m I don't know if you can rip your voicemail right off your phone, you might need to, like— Bm Bm/D Bm Just Google it, don't call me and ask me Em F#m 'Cause I know, I know what you're gonna do Bm Bm/D Bm You're gonna, you're gonna get this and you're gonna think you just can't do it Em F#m And you're gonna call me, but then I'm just gonna Google it Bm Bm/D Bm So, just you Google it, you're an adult, you can figure it out Em F#m Bm Bm/D Bm Um, so just, figure it out and text me the voicemail Em F#m Um, immediately, if you wouldn't mind, like, right when you get this Bm Bm/D Bm Thank you, um, I love you, bye
[Verse 1]
Em F#m Bm Bm/D Bm You're my best friend, I love you Em F#m Bm Bm/D Bm You know me and I know you Em F#m Bm Bm/D Bm We got problems that we've been through Em F#m Bm Bm/D Bm We got shit that we'll get through, uh Em F#m You think I'm rude to you Bm Bm/D Bm You think I am the worst Em F#m Because I ask when you suck my dick Bm Bm/D Bm To take out your Invisalign first
[Chorus]
Em F#m Come on, five years, five years Bm Bm/D Bm Still you, still me, still here Em F#m Five years, five years, baby Bm Bm/D Bm Five years, five years
[Verse 2]
N.C. Bm Bm/D We order Chinese, I'm eating my dumplings Bm Em You reach over and you take my dumpling F#m Bm Bm/D You don't even say, "Do you mind?" or nothing Bm Em Why would you assume that you're entitled to a dumpling? F#m Bm Bm/D Bm So I look at you, you look back at me, like, "What the fuck did I do?" Em F#m If you really wanted some dim sum then Bm Bm/D Bm Em F#m You really should've gotten some when we put in the order Bm Bm/D Bm You say, "You're a psycho and I- I don't wanna fight Em F#m Bm Bm/D So, let's just drop this, it's not a big deal" Bm Okay, but for the record Em F#m Bm Bm/D Bm Em F#m You owe me a dumpling, I mean it, I won't forget Bm You owe me a dumpling or a dumpling equivalent
[Chorus]
Em F#m Five years, five years Bm Bm/D Bm Still you, still me, still here Em F#m Five years, five years, baby Bm Bm/D Bm Five years, five years
[Verse 3]
Em F#m We found a spider in the house Bm Bm/D Bm You freaked and you jumped up onto the couch Em F#m Since I was close and able Bm Bm/D Bm I jumped up on the coffee table Em F#m You said, "You should kill that" Bm Bm/D Bm I said, "Um, no, fuck that" Em F#m Bm Bm/D You said, "Come on, be a man"
N.C.
What?
Em F#m Bm Bm/D Bm You're a total anti-sexist, a patriarchy fighter Em F#m But your whole world view collapses Bm Bm/D Bm The moment there's a spider, cool Em F#m I get it, this is the real you Bm Bm/D Bm It's a pleasure, nice to meet you Em F#m Shit like this brings the movement down Bm Bm/D Bm Everyone's a feminist until there is a spider around
[Chorus]
Em F#m Five years, five years Bm Bm/D Bm Still you, still me, still here Em F#m Five years, five years, baby Bm Bm/D Bm Five years, five years
[Outro]
Em F#m Bm Bm/D How come every time I need to take a poo in the bathroom Bm Em You out of the blue need to use the bathroom? F#m Just use the guest room bathroom Bm Bm/D Bm That's why we got two bathrooms Em F#m Just use the guest room bathroom Bm Bm/D Bm Em F#m That's why we got two bathrooms Bm Bm/D Bm And you know