Bo Burnham – Comedy (Guitar)

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[Intro]
Dm
The world is changing

Db+
The planet's heating up

F/C              G7        C  C#dim
What the fuck is going on?

Dm
Rearranging

Db+                                  F/C
It's like everything happened all at once

                      G7           C    C#dim
Um, what the fuck is going on?

Bb        C              F            Dm   C    Bb
The people rising in the streets, the war, the drought

Bb          C                  F          Dm      Bb
The more I look the more I see nothing to joke about

Bb        C
Is comedy over?

F
Should I leave you alone?

Dm            C                   Bb           C
'Cause, really who's gonna go for joking at a time like this?

F                         Dm        Am
Should I be joking at a time like this?
[Pre-Chorus]
    Bb          C                F             Dm       C
I wanna help to leave this world better than I found it

     Bb             C
And I fear that comedy won't help

         F              Dm    C
And the fear is not unfounded

         Bb                  C
Should I stop trying to be funny?

          A7          Dm     C    Bb
Should I give away my money? No!

Bbm
    What do I do?
[Pre-Verse]
Dm                 C        F      Dm
      Healing the world with comedy

C                  Bb            Gm
The indescribable power of your comedy

Dm                   C  F
    The world needs direction

                  Dm  Eb
From a white guy like me (Bingo)

                                 Bb
Who is healing the world with comedy
That's it! [Verse 1]
Dm  C        F            Dm
The world is so fucked up

             C
Systematic oppression

Bb             Gm
Income inequality

Dm
The other stuff

F                                               Dm
And there's only one thing that I can do about it...

Eb                             Bb
While... while being paid, and being the center of attention
[Chorus]
Dm       C   F           Dm
Healing the world with comedy

C                  Bb            Gm
Making a literal difference, metaphorically

Dm               C  F
A Jew walks into a bar

                   Dm  Eb
And I've saved him a seat

                   Bb
That's healing the world with comedy
[Verse 2]
Dm                              C
I'm a special kind of white guy

F                                 Dm        C
I self-reflected and I wanna be an agent of change

                      Bb
So I am gonna use my privilege for the good

Gm
(Very cool, way to go!)

Dm                 C
American white guys

F                                 Dm  Eb
We've had the floor for at least 400 years

                        Bb             Gm
So maybe I should just shut the fuck up
N.C. ...I'm bored
Dm                   C
I don't wanna do that

F                         Dm
There's got to be another way (Yes)

C                           Bb               Gm
For me to help out without standing on the sidelines (Never)

Dm                C
The wait is over!

F                          Dm
I'm white, and I'm here to save the day!

Eb                          Bb
Lord help me channel Sandra Bullock in The Blind Side (Sandra Bullock!)
[Chorus]
Dm       C   F           Dm
Healing the world with comedy

C                  Bb            Gm
Making a literal difference, metaphorically

Dm                        C   F
And yes, most likely they'll pay me

               Dm   Eb
But I'd do it for free

                   Bb
I am healing the world with: Comedy
[Bridge]
Bb                   F                   C
If you wake up in a house that's full of smoke

              Dm              C             Bb
Don't panic, call me and I'll tell you a joke

Bb                F              C
If you see white men dressed in white cloaks

              Dm              Am          Bb
Don't panic, call me and I'll tell you a joke

    F   A7                         Dm        C
Oh shit, should I be joking at a time like this?

Bb         F                   C
If you start to smell burning toast

                 Dm            C           Bb
You're having a stroke or overcooking your toast

Bb                   F                   C
If you wake up in a house that's full of smoke

              Dm              C             Bb
Don't panic, call me and I'll tell you a joke

Bb                F              C
If you see white men dressed in white cloaks

              Dm              Am          Bb
Don't panic, call me and I'll tell you a joke

    F   A7                         Dm        C
Oh shit, should I be joking at a time like this?

Bb                           Bbm
Somebody help me out, 'cause I don't know
[Pre-Chorus]
        Bb          C                F             Dm       C
And I wanna help to leave this world better than I found it

     Bb             C
And I fear that comedy won't help

         F                Dm    C
And the fear is not unfounded

   Bb                        C
Should I stop trying to be funny?

          A7          Dm     C    Bb
Should I give away my money? No!

    C7         D7
I know what I gotta do!
[Chorus]
Em      D     G             Em
Healing the world with comedy

D                  C             Am
Making a literal difference, metaphorically

Em          D        G
I swore I'd never be back

                    Em   F
But now I'm back on my feet

                    C          Am
And I'm healing the world with comedy