Bo Burnham – Channel 5 News (Guitar)
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[Verse 1]
E A Tonight at ten C#m The world's ending again B And we know why and when E So you better watch A We got a bit C#m With some feminist chick B And also a picture E Of a Scarlet's crotch A Two people died C#m A double homicide B Their bodies found inside E Of a wishing well A And we tackle the flaws C#m In these obesity laws B In this segment that's sponsored E By Taco Bell
[Bridge 1]
A We've got violence, C#m Danger, sex, and drugs B And it's awesome E 'Cause all of it's real A We do the illusion of news C#m And while you think B You're choosing the views
(No Chord)
That you feel
[Chorus]
A B All of this and more and live, only on the Channel Five E C#m G#m News, ews, ews, G#m Only on the Channel Five (Repeat chorus starting from "Only" three more times)
(Spoken: "We've got Chip Walker, live at the scene, with breaking news! Chip, are you there?")
[Verse 2]
E A Chip Walker here C#m Am I coming in clear? B I'm standing near E To the scene of the crime A This Iraqi guy's shop C#m Seemed a newsworthy spot B So we've been gathering shots here E For quite some time A Today real fast C#m The owner's daughter passed B We grabbed a shot of her ass E While the owner was near A Then he struck my chest C#m And now he's under arrest B And now you people have one less E Man to fear
[Bridge 2]
A This family's angry, crying, C#m Sad, and lost B And it's awesome E 'Cause all of it's real A We do the illusion of news C#m And while you think B You're choosing the views
(No Chord)
That you feel
[Chorus]
A B All of this and more and live, only on the Channel Five E C#m G#m News, ews, ews, G#m Only on the Channel Five (Repeat chorus starting from "Only" three more times)
(Spoken: "We now go to Max Stevens, with the weather for the weekend. What are we looking at here,
Max: umbrellas or picnic baskets?...Max?...Max!?"
(Continue playing the E, C#m, G#m, G#m while saying:
"We are experiencing technical difficulties, please stand by.")
(Spoken: "Alright, we got a signal. Cut to Max.")
[Verse 3]
E Good evening, hi C#m It's your weather guy D# I advise you to buy G#m Another lightning rod E We didn't catch C#m This impending disaster D# Maybe it's natural G#m Maybe it's God E The sliding mud C#m The incoming flood D# Will never wash the blood G#m From my greedy old hands! E This job was fun C#m I had a pretty good run D# But I've never been one G#m To give into demands
[Bridge 3]
E People are angry, crying, C#m Sad, and lost D# And it's awful G#m 'Cause all of it's real E We do the illusion of news C#m And while you think D# You're choosing the views
That you feel
D# All of this and more all live D# Only on the Channel Five, D# Only on the Channel Five D# On-on-on-WE'RE BACK!
[Chorus starting at "News"]
(Continue playing the E, C#m, G#m, G#m while saying: "Bla, bla, bla" and begin to fade out.
Or just stop on a E with one last "Only on the Channel Five news", that's what I usually do!)