Bo Burnham – Breakup Song (Guitar)

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A chord with an asterisk after it is only strummed once and sustained. [Spoken intro]
F                          C               Am
 She came out of the shower, her hair wet, her shoulders wet.

                Em F            C
It was a shower.    It's water.

Am                                      Em
  And she turned to me and she said it, she said:
[Verse 1]
F         C
It's over

Am                                                 Em
 We shouldn't fight to stay together just to fight again

F
 It's over

C
 We're unhappy

Am
  We need to take a break from us

Am*
to make us right again
[Chorus]
    E                          C
And even though it's not gonna go any further

G                         A
 I swear I don't regret a second of it

    E                 C
And when the dust has settled

      G C
I hope   we can still be friends...
N.C And then I said N.C
EAT A DICK!
N.C

EAT A DICK!
N.C
EAT A FUCKING DICK, LIKE THIS! N.C PUT ON YOUR DICK EATING GLOVES! N.C GET READY TO GOBBLE A DICK UP! N.C IF YOU DON'T LIKE THIS DICK, SITCH N.C EAT A DICK, BITCH! [Verse 2] F C Am Em F
F C  Am
     (I think I made the right decision)

Em    F
Okay, you're angry

C
 I can see that

Am                                                     Em
 But you don't need to make this harder than it has to be

F
I try to speak to you

Am
But you won't listen-
N.C EAT A DICK!
Am
Hold on, please just let me-
N.C
EAT A DICK!
N.C
Oh my God [Chorus]
E                         C
Honestly, are you fucking five?

                       G                     A                  E
I'm tryna to talk this out, and you refuse to even listen to me

  G
I-I'm saying how I'm feeling, okay?

     F             G                                  A
And you're saying    "eat a dick" over and over again

A
Does that seem mature to you?
N.C NO, IT DOESN'T N.C BUT SEE I THINK THE ISSUE IS N.C I'VE GOT MY FATHERS TEMPER N.C AND I'M EMOTIONALLY INARTICULATE! N.C SO RATHER THAN BEING HONEST AND VULNERABLE N.C I DID A QUICK SWITCH N.C BECAUSE I'M HURTING INSIDE N.C AND I'M TRYING TO HIDE IT, SO N.C EAT A DICK, MAN... N.C I THOUGHT WE HAD A FUTURE TOGETHER, YOU FUCKING WHORE! [Verse 3]
F                    A          C
I didn't think you'd cry for me

Am                       F
I didn't think you cared

                   A          G
I thought you were lashing out in anger

         A
Now I see you're scared

A
I'm scared, too

             C*
Maybe we can work this out

    Am*
And not break up
N.C Really? [Outro] N.C No, LICK MY CLIT! N.C LICK MY MOTHERFUCKING CLIT! N.C YOU THINK THREE LOUSY TEARS N.C OFFSETS THREE YEARS OF SHIT N.C I DESERVE BETTER THAN YOU N.C GET ME WETTER, THEN SCREW N.C SORRY, YOU'RE NOT WHAT I NEED, HUN N.C LICK THIS CLIT AND LEAVE, SON