Bloodhound Gang – Take The Long Way Home (Guitar)
Key
-
Versions
(3)
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Speed:
1.0x
Chords
Tabbed by: http://www.andreasvockrodt.de
[Intro]
Em Bm Em F#m D
Em Bm Em F#m D
Em Bm Em F#m D
Em Bm Em F#m D
Em
[Verse]
Em Bm Em F#m D Did you ever read Voltaire's Candide he says live life at Benny Hill freak out speed Em Bm Em F#m D Not a quote of what he wrote but a paraphrase make it up as you go Keyser Soze Em Bm Em F#m D Highlights, yes, but don't underline 'em just live for N.O.W. like Gloria Steinem Em Bm Em F#m D Life is like Marion Barry it's not all that it's cracked up to be Em Bm Em F#m D Like Fred Sanford when the big one comes find the meaning of life is there is none Em Bm Em F#m D It's twenty-four hours when you call it a day be Frank and say: "I did it my way" Em Bm Em F#m D Don't give a flying nun no don't give a Gidget just have more fun than a well-oiled midget Em Bm Em F#m D If life were picture perfect you could frame it but the world is a diaper so let someone else change it
[Chorus]
G Bm Em Life is an aimless drive that ya take alone G Bm Em Might as well enjoy the ride, take the long way home
[Interlude]
Em Bm Em F#m D
Em Bm Em F#m D
Em Bm Em F#m D
Em Bm Em F#m D
Em
[Verse 2]
Em Bm Em F#m D All born equal unless you're Canadian then halfway through decay like Uranium Em Bm Em F#m D You define what's death-defying get the most out of life or at the least die trying Em Bm Em F#m D Are you Evil Knievel jumping a train? or running with scissors like Frasier Crane? Em Bm Em F#m D Have really good times doing really bad things cos the show ain't over 'til the fat lady sings Em Bm Em F#m D Like Elton John with his candle in the wind it's hard to blow out a flame as big as him Em Bm Em F#m D But we've all got to Wang Chung with the Grim Reaper whether you're Einstein whether you're Beaker Em Bm Em F#m D Death is certain so it's definitely worth flirtin don't expect a bright light no just curtains Em Bm Em F#m D Life is like a penis most people don't know it but most people sick so they usually blow it
[Chorus 2]
G Bm Em Life is an aimless drive that ya take alone G Bm Em Might as well enjoy the ride, take the long way home
[Interlude]
Em Bm Em F#m D
Em Bm Em F#m D
Em Bm Em F#m D
Em Bm Em F#m D
Em
[Chorus 3]
G Bm Em Life is an aimless drive that ya take alone G Bm Em Might as well enjoy the ride, take the long way home