Bloodhound Gang – Socially Awkward Penguin (Guitar)
Capo 1
Key
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Speed:
1.0x
Chords
G Bm A G What's the harm in going over just to say "Hello" G Bm A G She is beautiful, you're a zombie from the Thriller video G Bm A G Voice in my head, why Do you sound like Billy Mays? G Bm A G Not now Meatloaf, fights with no one scare girls away
[Chorus:]
G Bm A G When she's dreaming about her Prince Charming tonight G Bm A G I'll be eating hot wings with a bib on to his right G Bm A G As Charles Barkley dodges the Death Star's laser beam G Bm Don't ask me what that means Bm A G She's the one that's having this fucked up dream
[Verse 2:]
G Bm A G Doesn't that cloud kind of look like Anna Nicole-Smith? G Bm A G Good one genius, now she knows you're mildly retarded G Bm A G Voice in my head, a pep talk right now would help a lot G Bm A G Buy some flowers that only have 'She Loves Me Nots'
[Chorus:]
G Bm A G When she's dreaming about her Prince Charming tonight G Bm A G I'll be eating hot wings with a bib on to his right G Bm A G As Charles Barkley dodges the Death Star's laser beam G Bm Don't ask me what that means Bm A Em She's the one that's having this fucked up dream Em G A E I thought that she was waving so I was waving back E G A Em Then I turned around and saw the shithead she was waving at Em G A E His tanning booth threw up on him, I pale in comparison G A (Keep playing E) (He would think of something cool to say here) G Bm A G Voice in my head, maybe there's no one for me out there G Bm A G On the bright side you're gonna get really good at Solitaire
[Chorus:]
G Bm A G When she's dreaming about her Prince Charming tonight G Bm A G I'll be eating hot wings with a bib on to his right G Bm A G As Charles Barkley dodges the Death Star's laser beam G Bm Don't ask me what that means Bm A She's the one that's having this fucked up dream
Outro : D Dsus2 G Bm A Bm (fade)