Bloodhound Gang – Screwing You On The Beach At Night (Guitar)

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Nothing heats up my jacuzzi like when

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this used thong I found and bedazzled with gems

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brushes ever so gently against some boobs.

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I guess it's hard to believe that one man

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could have a ponytail this sensitive and

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distract an aggressive hawk that's cornered you.

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I know my haiku's are freaking intense

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but even the words I made up to sound French

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don't express my feelings for your toilet parts.

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I would show up for our pottery class

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dressed like a pirate with John Water's mustache

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On a unicorn that shits your name in stars.

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Fuckings cool, but Jimmy's the romantic type.     

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Loitering on cliffs, thinking about stuff like,

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Screwing you on the beach at night. x2

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Fuckings cool, but Jimmy's the romantic type.     

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Loitering on cliffs, thinking about stuff like,

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Screwing you on the beach at night. x2

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Don't I (Don't I)

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Sound so (Sound so)

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Sexy (Sexy)

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Echo (Echo.) x2