Bloodhound Gang – My Dad Says Thats For Pussies (Guitar)

Half-Step Down (Eb-Ab-Db-Gb-Bb-Eb)
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Chords

[Intro] E5 C#5 G#5 [Verse]
E5          C#5                 G#5
Fuck Guns N' Roses without Slash

E5         C#5                 G#5
A real man never uses hair product unless he's black

E5         C#5                 G#5
Toilet paper is for queers

E5         C#5                 G#5
Gargling after a blowjob is how they make light beer
[Chorus]
    A5             B5         E5       C#5
You can't have no fun with an unloaded gun

A5     B5              C#5
My dad says that's for pussies
[Verse]
E5         C#5                 G#5
Ain't gonna lift the seat to wizz

E5         C#5                 G#5
Just 'cause it's called men's gymnastics doesn't mean it is

E5         C#5                 G#5
This fairtrade coffee tastes like gay

E5         C#5                 G#5
Now seems like a good time to out Matthew McConaughey
[Chorus]
    A5             B5         E5       C#5
You can't have no fun with an unloaded gun

A5     B5              C#5
My dad says that's for pussies
[Bridge] B5
F#5
Libraries, back-up parachutes and

A5
The Versailles Treaty
Seatbelts, Hurricane warnings and
F#5
Anti-freeze, rogaine, helmets, CPR and

A5       B5
Kenny G, wheelchairs, Ghandi, rehab, braille and

E5
Harmonies
John Wayne would never use a surge protector!
    A5             B5         E5       C#5
You can't have no fun with an unloaded gun

A5     B5              C#5
My dad says that's for pussies

    A5             B5         E5       C#5
You can't have no fun with an unloaded gun

A5     B5              C#5
My dad says that's for pussies
[Outro]
    D5             E5         A5       F#5
You can't have no fun with an unloaded gun

A5     B5
My dad says

A5     B5
My dad says

A5     B5
My dad says

           F#5
that's for pussies
E5 F5