Bloodhound Gang – Jackass (Guitar)
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(3)
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Chords
(note: I think the original uses power chords only. Personally I use full chords on a ukulele :D )
[Verse 1]
F [tab] Bb F I'm a pimped out Jedi Knight Bb Dm Obi-Wan meets Dolemite Gm C Ben Kenobi went and got himself a pompadour
These aren't the whores you're looking for
F Jackass Bb F If the Crocodile Hunter smoked weed Bb Dm Steve Irwin burnin' herb in his jeep Gm C Thinks the kangaroos are laughin' at his haircut
Used a bowl for that too
[Chorus]
Bb F Bb But if you knew me like I know myself Dm Bb You'd hate me like I hate myself Dm C 'Cause I'm a...
[Verse 2]
F Jackass Bb F Got no rabbit in this hat Bb Dm 'Cause I'm pullin' it out my ass Gm C Ain't Sigfried or Roy but I could be
Makin' magic with the pussy
F Jackass Bb F Like that dude in Tienanmen Square Bb Dm With a six pack and a folding chair Gm C Got bombed at the parade and ended up
Playin' Chicken with the tanks
[Chorus]
Bb F Bb But if you knew me like I know myself Dm Bb You'd hate me like I hate myself Dm C F 'Cause I'm a jackass
[Break]
Bb Dm F They could out the lesbian Spice Girl Bb Dm F They could try to run game on the O.D.B. Bb Dm F They could kick every douchebag off the 'Real World' Bb C Dm But they won't get rid of me
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[Chorus and Outro]
Bb F Bb If I knew you like you know yourself Dm Bb I'd hate you like you hate yourself Dm Bb Dm Hate yourself, hate yourself, hate yourself Bb Dm Bb Hate yourself, hate yourself, hate yourself Dm C F 'Cause you're a jackass