Bloodhound Gang – Im The Least You Could Do (Guitar)

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C
It always sucks refolding the kind of map

       G#
Needed when I get stuck where the sun don't shine the fact

     C                                                     G#
Is if I just shut up my rubbered stamp could flag you as dumb

C
It ain't your mind you're giving me a piece of

      G#
As it don't take Einstein to know that's just obscene but

          C                                                 G#
It's been Buck Rogers' time since I hit other than rock bottom

C
Even the odds of having you against me

          G#
With your crotchless Jihad on blue balls evidently

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Are all mighty good god so angel dust my soul like James Brown

C
Street legal whore hauling so much stunning ass

G#
Sell yourself short like Bridget at the bunny ranch

C                                               G#
Do it all fours the satisfaction of getting fouled

G#                      F   G#
I'm the least you could do

         D#                   A#
If only life were as easy as you

                      F       G#
I'm the least you could do (oh Yeah)

         D#                   A#
If only life were as easy as you

                       C
I would still get screwed

C
I don't care if getting under someone that's

G#
Beneath you fits the M.O. of conundrum as

C                                              G#
You reckoned this was just a fancy word for rubbers

C
I aim to get a bang out of working your

G#
Weak spot that sets the bar so low just nerve can score

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With no respect since oddly danger feels like pay dirt

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I'm the least you could do

         D#                   A#
If only life were as easy as you

                        F      G#
I'm the least you could do (oh Yeah)

         D#                   A#
If only life were as easy as you

                      F      G#
I'm the least you could do

         D#                   A#
If only life were as easy as you

                        F       G#
I'm the least you could do (oh Yeah)

         D#                   A#
If only life were as easy as you    If only...

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d------1-------1----|------1----------|--1-3------|------------|
a--3-3---3---3---3--|--1-3---3--------|-----------|--1-1-------|
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When my fumbling breaks you should

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I thank your dad for the damaged goods?

C                 G#
When my fumbling breaks you should

D#                        A#
I thank your dad for the damaged goods?

C                  G#
When my fumbling breaks you should

D#                        A#
I thank your dad for the damaged goods?

C                  G#
When my fumbling breaks you should

D#                        A#
I thank your dad for the damaged goods?