Bloodhound Gang – I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks (Ukulele)
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Artist: Bloodhound Gang
Song: I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks( Album one fierce beer coaster)
Tabbed by: John Leadman
Pretty funny song! All just basic power chords. Play the verses
palm-muted and use only downstrokes. Strum the chorus normally.
That's all you need to know. Enjoy!
CHORDS:
Bb5 (x13xxx) E5 (x79xxx)
A5 (x02xxx) Eb5 (x68xxx)
B5 (x24xxx) C#5 (x46xxx)
INTRO:
[spoken:]
If your ass is a Chinese restaurant I'll have the poo-poo platter
VERSE 1:
Bb5 A5 B5 C#5 E5 B5 My friend Jerry Vandergrift kissed me in Home Ec. class A5 B5 C#5 Later in the afternoon some jarheads in the locker room kicked my ass B5 A5 B5 E5 I said guys I'm like you I like Monster Trucks too Eb5 C#5 A5 Wanna see how many push-ups I can do? B5 [stop] I just wish I was queer so I could get
CHORUS:
E5 Chicks dig guys that are B5 Queer guys that don't dig E5 B5 Chicks that don't dig guys like me A5 See I'm not queer I'm too ugly
VERSE 2:
A5 B5 C#5 E5 B5 But if I were handsome just imagine how great it would be A5 B5 C#5 Incognito as a gay though but not actually that way though pseudo homo phony B5 A5 B5 E5 Maybe it's a stupid theory or maybe just stupidity Eb5 C#5 A5 But if I was a queerbee in the fashion industry B5 C#5 Scoring with a super model would be easy
VERSE 3:
A5 B5 Cause 'super model' means voluptuous but also is synonomous with C#5 E5 B5 'super dumb' A5 B5 Ya see I'd be a good listener so she'd treat me like a sister and C#5 B5 soon I'd become A5 B5 E5 That trusted friend that cares that rubs her back and braids her hair Eb5 C#5 A5 No it wouldn't be a week before I'm in her underwear B5 [stop] I wish I was queer so I could get
CHORUS:
E5 Chicks dig guys that are B5 Queer guys that don't dig E5 B5 Chicks that don't dig guys like me A5 See I'm not queer I'm too ugly
VERSE 4: [play like Verse 3]
Doesn't matter what I'm packin' in my denim it's what's in my genes
The only smoked meat the only sausage I would eat is made by Jimmy Dean
See I'm not to keen on the smell of Vaseline
No I'm not Princess Di and I don't wanna be a queen
I wish I was queer so I could get
BRIDGE:
E5 C#5 C#5 B5 A5 Bb5 B5 B5 A5 C#5 Eb5 Chicks
E5 C#5 C#5 B5 A5 Bb5 B5 B5 A5 C#5 Eb5
VERSE 5: [play like Verse 3]
Anyway if I were gay I'd have to change my name to Dirk or Lewis
Hang out with my mom's hair stylist his name is Kip he's got a lisp
he talks like this
And wear my mother's lingerie learn the songs of Broadway
And appreciate Depeche Mode and avant garde ballet
I wish I was queer so I could get
OUTRO:
C#5 Chicks dig guys that are B5 Queer guys that don't dig C#5 Chicks dig guys that are E5 B5 Queer guys that don't dig C#5 Chicks dig guys that are B5 Queer guys that don't dig C#5 E5 Chicks that don't dig guys like me B5 C#5 See I'm not queer I'm too ugly B5 And I don't shave my heiny C#5 Don't shave my heiny E5 B5 C#5 See I'm not queer I'm too ugly B5 And I don't shave my heiny C#5 Don't shave my heiny E5 B5 C#5 See I'm not queer I'm too ugly B5 And I don't shave my heiny C#5 Don't shave my heiny E5 B5 C#5 See I'm not queer I'm too ugly