Bloodhound Gang – I Hope You Die (Ukulele)

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i hope you flip some guy the bird he cuts you off and forces you to swerve

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in front of the beetles tour bus, a book bookmobile and a mack truck

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hauling hazardous biological waste, the light turns red, you have no breaks

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and hard copy gets it all on tape so you can see the look on your face.

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die die die die die die    die die die die die die die    die

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i hope your pinto begins to spin, takes out a disabled vietnam veteran

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mows down a noble peice prize winner, and maybe some orphins have christmas dinner

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perhaps even the british royal family and the rabbi thats clutching the bottle fed puppy

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and we can't forget the newly weds and those jerry's kids are as good as dead

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i hope your cell mate thinks hes god but cnn refered to him as bowling bag bob

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serveing time again for abuse of a corpse, only this time the victim's a clides dale horse

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while he masterbates to photos of live stock he does the silence of the lambs dance to 

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eats fecese and quotes from deliverence, and fights with his inmaginary playmate vince

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die die die die die die    die die die die die die die    die

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i hope he grins like jake nicholsin and forces you to play a game called balls on chin

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and whatever happens next is all a blur but you remember fist can be a verb

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when you finally regain conciousness your bound and gaged in a wedding dress

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and the prison gaurd looks the other way cuz he's the guy you flipped to bird the other day

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