Bloodhound Gang – Hell Yeah (Guitar)

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Suggestion: Play The Hook And verses 1 & 2 As Bar Chords so you Can get that slide in. Then play Verse 3 as open Chords For contrast [Intro] Alright now boys and girls we've got another story for you now! We want to introduce to you another friend of the Bible! [Hook]
     G G B D
[tab]     G G B D
Hell yeah

     G G B D
Hell yeah

     G G B D
Hell yeah
[Verse 1]
G                            B           D                G G B D
If I were God there would be no explicit sex on T.V

G                       B                D                G G B D
Like little Opie eating pie when he made it with Aunt Bee

G                            B             D
If I were God thou shall not worship false Billy Idols

G                              B           D
And thou shall add the Book Of Flavor Flav to the Bible

G                         B                  D
Thou shall make fun of Hindus thou shall not make a "Speed 2"

G                             B          D
If I were God that's what I'd do Heavens no
[Hook]
     G G B D
Hell yeah

      G G B D
Hell yeah

      G G B D
Hell yeah

       G G B D
Hell yeah
[Verse 2]
G                       B                  D                G G B D
If I were God I'd get a bunch of slaves to do everything

G                       B                  D                 G G B D
Norwegian lesbians that feed me grapes and know how to sing

G                            B               D
If I were God thou shall not wear tube socks with Flip-Flops

G                             B               D
Thou shall sit and thou shall spin thou shall even wife swap

G                           B                 D
Thou shall resist the Olsen Twins, thou shall not cut "Footloose"

G                             B           D
If I were God that's what I'd do, Heavens no
[Hook]
     G G B D
Hell yeah

     G G B D
Hell yeah

     G G B D
Hell yeah

     G G B D
Hell yeah
[Verse 3]
C                                 G
And when they nail my pimpled ass to the cross

                                         Am
I'll tell them I found Jesus that should throw them off

                                     Em
He goes by the name Jesús and steals hubcaps from cars

                                C
Oh Jesús can I borrow your crowbar?

C                                         G
To pry these God damn nails out they're beginning to hurt

                                 Am
Crucified and all I got was this lousy T-shirt

                                        Em
"I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!" I'll sing as I'm flogged

                                      C
Yeah that's what I would do if I were God

C                                    G
So vote for me for Savior and you'll go to Heaven

                                     Am
Your lame duck Lord is like Kevin Spacey in "Se7en"

                                  Em
With creepy threats of H-E-Double-Hockey-Stick

                                        C
You just can't teach an old God new tricks

C                                     G
But would I be a good Messiah with my low self-esteem?

                                        Am
If I don't believe in myself would that be blasphemy?

                                     Em
Just sport some crummy "holier than thou" facade

                                        C
Yeah that's what I would do if I were God