Bloodhound Gang – Hell Yeah (Guitar)
Key
-
Versions
(3)
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Speed:
1.0x
Chords
Suggestion: Play The Hook And verses 1 & 2 As Bar Chords so you
Can get that slide in. Then play Verse 3 as open Chords
For contrast
[Intro]
Alright now boys and girls we've got another story for you now!
We want to introduce to you another friend of the Bible!
[Hook]
G G B D [tab] G G B D Hell yeah G G B D Hell yeah G G B D Hell yeah
[Verse 1]
G B D G G B D If I were God there would be no explicit sex on T.V G B D G G B D Like little Opie eating pie when he made it with Aunt Bee G B D If I were God thou shall not worship false Billy Idols G B D And thou shall add the Book Of Flavor Flav to the Bible G B D Thou shall make fun of Hindus thou shall not make a "Speed 2" G B D If I were God that's what I'd do Heavens no
[Hook]
G G B D Hell yeah G G B D Hell yeah G G B D Hell yeah G G B D Hell yeah
[Verse 2]
G B D G G B D If I were God I'd get a bunch of slaves to do everything G B D G G B D Norwegian lesbians that feed me grapes and know how to sing G B D If I were God thou shall not wear tube socks with Flip-Flops G B D Thou shall sit and thou shall spin thou shall even wife swap G B D Thou shall resist the Olsen Twins, thou shall not cut "Footloose" G B D If I were God that's what I'd do, Heavens no
[Hook]
G G B D Hell yeah G G B D Hell yeah G G B D Hell yeah G G B D Hell yeah
[Verse 3]
C G And when they nail my pimpled ass to the cross Am I'll tell them I found Jesus that should throw them off Em He goes by the name Jesús and steals hubcaps from cars C Oh Jesús can I borrow your crowbar? C G To pry these God damn nails out they're beginning to hurt Am Crucified and all I got was this lousy T-shirt Em "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!" I'll sing as I'm flogged C Yeah that's what I would do if I were God C G So vote for me for Savior and you'll go to Heaven Am Your lame duck Lord is like Kevin Spacey in "Se7en" Em With creepy threats of H-E-Double-Hockey-Stick C You just can't teach an old God new tricks C G But would I be a good Messiah with my low self-esteem? Am If I don't believe in myself would that be blasphemy? Em Just sport some crummy "holier than thou" facade C Yeah that's what I would do if I were God