Bloodhound Gang – Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo (Ukulele)

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Vulcanize the whoopee stick

D
In the ham wallet

G      Em         Bm
Cattle prod the oyster ditch

D
With the lap rocket

G      Em         Bm
Batter dip the cranny ax

D
In the gut locker

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Retrofit the pudding hatch Ooh la la

D
With the boink swatter

C
If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then

G                      D
In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though

C
I brazillian wax poetic so pathetically

G                      D
I don't wanna beat around the bush

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Foxtrot Unifrom Charlie Kilo

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Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

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Marinate the nether rod

D
In the squish mitten

G       Em       Bm
Power drill the yippee bog

D
With the dude piston

G       Em       Bm
Pressure wash the quiver bone

D
In the bitch wrinkle

G       Em       Bm
Cannonball the fiddle cove Ooh la la

D
With the pork steeple

C
If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then

G                      D
In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though

C
I brazillian wax poetic so pathetically

G                      D
I don't wanna beat around the bush

G       Em      Bm      D
Foxtrot Unifrom Charlie Kilo

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Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo