Blitzen Trapper – Holy Smokes Future Jokes (Guitar)
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Chords
[Intro]
C Am F G x2
[Verse 1]
C Am Holy smokes, these future Jokes F G You call me on my landline just to blow some smoke C Am And tell me that our whole life feels like a hoax F G Just like the lunar landing and those talking goats
[Chorus]
G F C Surprise, surprise, surprise F Am G Can’t you see it shining in my eyes? G F C Surprise, surprise, surprise F Am G Dm We’re all so learned and so civilized, my baby
Dm Am G G
[Verse 2]
C Am Holy smokes, these future jokes F G Eight billion people spinning just like bicycle spokes C Am The cinematic scope of the apocalypse F G When it all goes to hell there won’t be nothing left Dm C But chips and dip in mini-marts F G But what’s the shelf life of a broken heart?
[Chorus]
G F C Surprise, surprise, surprise F Am G Can’t you see it shining in my eyes? G F C Surprise, surprise, surprise F Am G Dm We’re all so learned and so civilized, my baby G Dm Oh, my baby G Dm Oh, my baby G Dm Oh, my baby G Dm Oh, my baby G F C Hey, hey, hey, yeah
[Verse 3]
C Am Holy smokes, these future jokes F G Found your number on a scrap of paper in my coat C Am The earth has been around for several billion years F And all us humans think we’re special but G Dm We’re nothing but the unshed tears C F G Of a distant star, never knowing just who we are
[Chorus]
G F C Surprise, surprise, surprise F Am G Can’t you see it shining in my eyes? G F C Surprise, surprise, surprise F Am G Our masochism goes so undisguised G F C Surprise, surprise, surprise F Am G Dm We’re all so learned and so civilized, my baby
[Outro]
G Dm Oh, my baby
Oh, my baby
F C G