Blink-182 – Happy Holidays You Bastard (Guitar)

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Chords used: B - x24442 F# - 244322 G#m - 466444 E - 022100 Verse 1:
               B
It's Christmas Eve and I've

             F#
only wrapped two fucking presents

          B
Christmas Eve and I've only

        F#
wrapped two fucking presents

      G#m
And I hate hate hate your guts

  E
I hate hate hate your guts

    B          F#           E
And I'll never talk to you again
Unless your dad will suck me off
B          F#           E
I'll never talk to you again
Unless your mom will touch my cock
B          F#           E
I'll never talk to you again
Ejaculate into a sock
B          F#           E
I'll never talk to you again

           F#
I'll never talk to you again
Verse 2:
           B
It's Labor day and my Grandpa

         F#
just ate seven fucking hotdogs

      B
Labor day and my grandpa

         F#
just ate seven fucking hotdogs

       G#m
And he shit shit shits his pants

     E
He's always fucking
shitting his pants
    B          F#           E
And I'll never talk to you again
Unless your dad will suck me off
B          F#           E
I'll never talk to you again
Unless your mom will touch my cock
B          F#           E
I'll never talk to you again
Ejaculate into a sock
B          F#           E
I'll never talk to you again

           F#           B   B (hold)
I'll never talk to you again