blackbear – Short Kings Anthem (Guitar)

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Uh, baby, get low 'cause I already am

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Staring through her skirt like I'm Superman

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My hair add an inch, your boy Dapper Dan

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I always look fit, I ain't gotta cram

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Cut shorty off 'cause I'm short term

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Controllin' my joystick, now it's your turn (bitch)

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I don't listen to her chirp, bro, that's your bird

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Dudes bent out of shape 'cause they got curved

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I could suck a titty while I'm standing up (woo)

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Don't ever fucking tell me I ain't man enough (little bitch)

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Standing 5'8", voice 6'5" (ooh)

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Your whole whip cracking 'cause we're short guys

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Hey-ey-ey, I'm 5 foot something but my bills all paid

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On my tippy-toes from L.A. to the Bay

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Going off the deep end, chill in the shallow

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You don't need your heels, girl, just bring a towel

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I'm five foot something and I'm royalty

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Short king, mama, ayy

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I'm five foot something and I'm royalty

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Short king, mama, ayy

                       G#m
Ain't no "must be this tall to ride"

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I'm a fun-sized, super nice guy

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I'm five foot something and I'm royalty

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Short king, mama, ayy, shorty

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All my shirt tags say XM (extra)

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Got girls saying I'm they best friend (ah)

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Pants not cuffed, they just hemmed

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She all in my hotspot 'cause she tetherin'

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Still stand tall, I don't need height

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Usin' all my words, I ain't gotta fight (bitch)

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The glove only comes off at night

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Give my shirt to her, bet it fit right

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Stuntin' in my platform shoes (yeah)

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I serenade, you just built like a flute

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In the airport lounge, sippin' free booze

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In economy, still got leg room

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Hey-ey-ey, I'm 5 foot something but my bills all paid

                                  G#m*
On my tippy-toes from L.A. to the Bay

                                     D#*
Going off the deep end, chill in the shallow

                                                  G#m
You don't need your heels, girl, just bring a towel

              G#m                    D#
I'm five foot something and I'm royalty

                  D#
Short king, mama, ayy

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I'm five foot something and I'm royalty

      N.C.           G#m
Short king, mama, ayy

                       G#m
Ain't no "must be this tall to ride"

      D#                    D#
I'm a fun-sized, super nice guy

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I'm five foot something and I'm royalty

                  D#          G#m
Short king, mama, ayy, shorty

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Welcome back to Short Kings Radio, now we're gonna hear from one of our listeners

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Caller Number Five, you are on the air

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Yo, I just wanna give a big shout out to TMG

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Uh, that new shit, uh

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That shit got me laid

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I'm 5'2" and, like, I've never had a song empower me as a Short King

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So I just wanna say, thank you TMG, thank you blackbear for getting me, uh, fucking laid dude

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Uh, it was sick, dude, thank you

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Thank you so much

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Haha, well that's great to hear, caller, glad you got your dick wet

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