Billy Cobb – Send This To Your Crush Without Any Context (Guitar)

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  I remember when I first met you

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  Your hair was so sweet and soft

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  I just wanted to cut it off and take it home with me

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  We had a playdate at the playground with our friend Tim

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  But he got in the nice mans van when  candy was offered to him

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  And he left with the two of us together

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  Sexual tensions were so high

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  And now that I think of it

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singing about childhood love as an adult is kind of pedophilic

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so I'm just going to have to jump ahead a couple years

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  Ohh

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  Do you remember when we first kissed?

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  I was so nervous

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that I nearly missed.. that was a Nickleback refrence

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  And do you remember the time

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Your mom got her hair stuck in the garbage disposal

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While washing dishes so we had no other choice

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But to scalp her with fisher price scissors

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  And the time you left the stove on

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and the cat lit itself on fire

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and its smoldering corpse burned down the rest of the house

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  And to cheer you up I went to the store

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And I bought you some socks

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Then you told me you were cheating on me

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  So I tried to do the science

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to find out why you would do this to me

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And all I got was evidence

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that the US moon landing was fake

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I suppose there's things more important

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like why are so many schools being shot up in America

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like seriously and I'm worried about a girl

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so I should probably just stop